![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Blind-China-guy-300x225.jpg\" "\\"Blind")
(Is that weed?)<\/p>\n
Pretty impressed with him. Not only cause his last name rhymes with “Gang<\/p>\n
Bang” but because he escaped from his “well guarded” home. How shitty is<\/p>\n
It for the people who were tasked with guarding him? “Um, he was just so<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bad-napping-security-guard-300x248.png\" "\\"Bad")
(The security detail)<\/p>\n
Fast we couldn’t see him. We know damn well he couldn’t see us. But it does<\/p>\n
Make us all look like big mega turds when a blind guy makes us look so bad”<\/p>\n
Now he’s protected by our US diplomats & Hilary which rocks. The only bad<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bling-China-guy-with-wife-300x189.jpg\" "\\"Bling")
(“You look good baby…I think”)<\/p>\n
News is we owe China so much fucking $, we’ll have to give him back for a<\/p>\n
“Store Credit” which pretty much sucks. Cool guy, maybe he can give tours<\/p>\n
Of all the many paths he took……to escape the worse guards ever in history<\/p>\n
“Cupping” The Fart Etiquette<\/strong><\/p>\n When in bed with your lady, if you’re spooning each other, you must do this<\/p>\n When their tummy is in your butt nook, you better damn well do this or else<\/p>\n If you don’t, you run the risk of never been spooned again, so you’re forked<\/p>\n Hey, it’s good advice. On the couch you can fart all you want. But it’s lonely<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blind activist lawyer named Chen Guangcheng made an amazing escape From China. And he’s fucking blind. Did I mention he’s fucking blind? I’m (Is that weed?) Pretty impressed with him. Not only cause his last name rhymes with “Gang Bang” but because he escaped from his “well guarded” home. How shitty is It for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7888"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7897,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions\/7897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Fart-in-bed.jpg\" "\\"Fart")
(Didn’t cup it)<\/p>\n