{"id":7871,"date":"2012-04-30T13:18:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T19:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7871"},"modified":"2012-04-30T14:13:06","modified_gmt":"2012-04-30T20:13:06","slug":"romney-struggles-with-the-va-jay-jays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/30\/romney-struggles-with-the-va-jay-jays\/","title":{"rendered":"Romney Struggles With The “Va Jay Jay’s”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Turns out women prefer Obama 57%<\/a> to Mittens 38%. All I could think was<\/p>\n

Wow, what do these guys have to do to you to piss you 38% off? It’s like he<\/p>\n

\"\"(“He speaks for my puss”)<\/p>\n

Stole your car, purse, & never came home. Then walked in…..3 weeks later<\/p>\n

Reeking of booze, mentions he mighta nailed “some skanks”, & said, “The<\/p>\n

Car’s totaled. I left it in San Antonio then charged the 1st class flight to you<\/p>\n

\"\"(I know right?)<\/p>\n

Now make me some food, I’m starving & need to watch the NBA playoffs”<\/p>\n

That’d go over well. What will Mitts do to politically try to sooth the vag’s?<\/p>\n

Maybe pick Sen. Kelly Ayotte. It is like if their party dislikes black people,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh yeah)<\/p>\n

They’d run a visually good looking black person, but that person politically<\/p>\n

Always creates policy undermining the entire minority they represent. Ahem<\/p>\n

Herman Cain, I’m looking in your direction. If it’s an optics pick, you can be<\/p>\n

Sure the GOP’s behind it. That’s all Sarah Palin was, & they just never learn<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh hi there)<\/p>\n

Ayotte voted “yes” to defund Planned Parenthood. She also took PP in New<\/p>\n

Hampshire to the supreme court on parental notification, & wasted TP’er $<\/p>\n

She lost badly. Oh, & who endorsed her in the senate race? Ding, ding, ding<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weeeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

You guessed it, Sarah “Momma Grizzly” Palin<\/a>. There’s nothing like a woman<\/p>\n

Running on behalf of women, always voting against all the choices for women<\/p>\n

Potato Head Adds One More Day<\/strong><\/p>\n

So you know how Newty McDouchehat was supposed to drop out tomorrow?<\/p>\n

Well, like his election chances, he is always 1 day late, & with nothing to show<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ladies)<\/p>\n

For it. He will be officially dropping out of the race on Wednesday. But mostly<\/p>\n

Because he has an escort coming to the Red Roof Inn to bang Tuesday night<\/p>\n

I’m so just kidding, I’m joking. He can’t even afford the RRI, it’s the Super 8<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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