{"id":7824,"date":"2012-04-25T10:47:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T16:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7824"},"modified":"2012-04-25T10:47:10","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T16:47:10","slug":"edwards-scissor-pants-trial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/edwards-scissor-pants-trial\/","title":{"rendered":"Edwards Scissor Pants Trial"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Edwards is one classy guy. By “classy guy” I mean, lying, cheating<\/p>\n

Self centered epic bag-o-douche. He is the bigger dick version of Newt<\/p>\n

\"\"(What a douche)<\/p>\n

Only in a smaller framed body. Let that one really sink in for a moment<\/p>\n

He cheated on his wife, who is dying of cancer at the time, with another<\/p>\n

Women. Then she had his baby, but to pay for it all he defrauded a 101<\/p>\n

\"\"(Well, it’s still cheating)<\/p>\n

Year old lady named Bunny Mellon(yes, that’s her real name). This guy<\/p>\n

Is a slice of work. Then his prego mistress started………blackmailing him<\/p>\n

Maybe Rob Lowe will play him in the Lifetime made for TV movie titled:<\/p>\n

“No Mans Land”, “Capital Douchbagery”, or “The Biggest POS Ever Made”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Note the window)<\/p>\n

His wife sadly passed away in 2010, but as they say: “Karma, she’s a bitch”<\/p>\n

It’s the comeuppence we need, & must see to know the world works again<\/p>\n

Let us all think back to the 2008 Democratic primaries. This turd got 3rd<\/p>\n

Do not feel sorry for this man. All this was self inflicted. Just count us all<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Whoooo”)<\/p>\n

Lucky that he never won any higher political office cause he’s a lying fuck<\/p>\n

I Just Took A Doocy<\/strong><\/p>\n

FOX & Friends main host guy Steve Douchy likes to put words in mouths<\/p>\n

It’s his “thing”. When he had Mittens Romney on, he decided to start a<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Agreed, we’re both assholes”)<\/p>\n

Fight that never happened saying, “He(Obama) had some fiery rhetoric<\/p>\n

pointed at you yesterday; he said<\/a>, ‘Unlike some people, I wasn’t born with<\/p>\n

a silver spoon in my mouth'”*blink, snarky look, blink, wait for response*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Everyday)<\/p>\n

The only problem is that isn’t what he said. Big douchy added the words:<\/p>\n

“Unlike some people”, and he didn’t place the term in context. What he<\/p>\n

Said was: “Somebody gave me an education. I wasn’t born with a silver <\/em>
\nspoon in my mouth. Michelle wasn’t. But somebody gave us a chance”<\/em><\/p>\n

Obama’s used the term many times, never referring to Romney even once<\/p>\n

\"\"(Pray about it)<\/p>\n

The worst part, the Washington Post, and NY Post both ran with it like a<\/p>\n

Couple of kids with juicy gossip from the playground. What a pile-a-turds<\/p>\n

My favorite part, watching Steve doing the half assed non-apology apology <\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s your<\/em> fault for trusting me”)<\/p>\n

“Unlike some people” Steve, I don’t jackoff in store front windows, & then<\/p>\n

Sit in a kiddie pool relieving myself staring at the children. I’m just sayin’…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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