{"id":7807,"date":"2012-04-24T10:56:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T16:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7807"},"modified":"2012-04-24T11:44:15","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T17:44:15","slug":"the-vp-turd-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/24\/the-vp-turd-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"The VP Turd Pass"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every Republican is passing on the nomination like gas after thick chili<\/p>\n

They’re a shitty NFL team on third down…they’re always gonna pass…<\/p>\n

Why? Because what would your answer be to the question: “Hey you, do<\/p>\n

\"\"(No thanks)<\/p>\n

You wanna to join me in running a hate campaign for racists & morons to<\/p>\n

Paint Obama as evil while most likely ruining our political careers in the<\/p>\n

Process? Wait, don’t answer, I’ll throw in a set of Ginsu Steak Knives…”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Use the force)<\/p>\n

Rubio, passed. As did Condi Rice, & Jeb Bush, & Nikki Haley, & Christie<\/p>\n

It’s like Musical Turds. A big turd is being tossed around in the air, but…<\/p>\n

\"\"(Never played that)<\/p>\n

The music will have to stop at some point. And the person left holding it<\/p>\n

Will now be the pick. Who will that be? My best guess is the guy who was<\/p>\n

Already in the race running this stupid shit & failing at it. Rick Santorum<\/p>\n

The only other super douche ballsy enough to run that kind of campaign<\/p>\n

Would be young Paul Ryan from Wisconsin. Because he clearly doesn’t<\/p>\n

\"\"(I beat old folks with this)<\/p>\n

Give a shit about his political future with his recent budget that cuts the<\/p>\n

Social Programs for seniors, & all others to the bone. He’s already up Shit<\/p>\n

Creek using his tie as a paddle. Might as well jump in, the water is cool…<\/p>\n

The last try would be Bobby Jindal, but at that point, it’s utter desperation<\/p>\n

It all spells one thing. This fall election will be one of the nastiest, meanest<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sad, but true)<\/p>\n

Hateful political spectacles we’ve ever witnessed in our lifetime. The GOP<\/p>\n

Can’t run on what they’d do, cause we’re still recovering from what they’ve<\/p>\n

Done to us from 00-08. Hell Biden was a good pick, but he always sticks<\/p>\n

His shoe in his mouth so often it’s how he ties his shoes nowadays. It’s all<\/p>\n

free material for you & me. Buckle up America, we are in for one silly ride…<\/p>\n

Why Burpee’s Are Better Than Herpes<\/strong><\/p>\n

After you’re done with the burpee’s, it goes away. Can’t really say the same<\/p>\n

About the ol Herpes. Also, one hurts for a little bit, but all helps in the long<\/p>\n

\"\"(But why?)<\/p>\n

Haul. The other just burns like a MF’er when you piss. The only redeeming<\/p>\n

Thing about Herpes is if something though you were a virgin, it proves your<\/p>\n

\"\"(Lip herpes)<\/p>\n

Not. But then again, now no one ever wants to sleep with you again, so it’s a<\/p>\n

Double burn. Burpee’s might not be popular, but they’re better than Herpes<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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