{"id":7734,"date":"2012-04-18T13:01:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T19:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7734"},"modified":"2012-04-18T15:02:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T21:02:50","slug":"secret-cervix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/18\/secret-cervix\/","title":{"rendered":"Secret Cervix?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our Secret Service forgot the most important word in the name, “Secret”<\/p>\n

Turns out, 11 of them were involved in a Colombian prostitution scandal<\/p>\n

\"\"(The “oh shit” walk)<\/p>\n

Those in charge have taken away their badges, guns, & security clearance<\/p>\n

“We let the boss down,” Dempsey candidly and contritely told reporters.<\/p>\n

Not exactly. You let your pants down. We’re sorry it burns when you pee<\/p>\n

Army General Martin Dempsey went on, “Nobody’s talking about what<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Oh for shitsakes)<\/p>\n

went on in Colombia other than this incident……….so we let him down.”<\/p>\n

Obama said that he would be “angry” <\/a>if the charges of consorting with<\/p>\n

Prostitutes, turn out to be true. That’s best left to Congressional folks<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You got a Skype address?”)<\/p>\n

All it takes is one small tiny prostitution scandal to take your focus off<\/p>\n

Of their entire cocaine industry which basically supplies the entire globe<\/p>\n

What’s the old saying “No use crying over split hookers”? No, that’s not it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truth)<\/p>\n

“Don’t fuck hookers where you work”? Yeah, that sounds a lot more like it<\/p>\n

Oh, Ted Nugent’s under surveillance for hateful comments against Obama<\/p>\n

Stuff like “If Barrack Obama becomes the president in November…again, I<\/p>\n

Will either be dead or in jail by this time next year…….We need to ride into<\/p>\n

\"\"(Your IQ is under your cloth)<\/p>\n

That Battlefield and chop their heads off in November…any questions?”<\/p>\n

Maybe they can all sing a rousing version of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”<\/p>\n

The Orange Man Is Projecting Again<\/strong><\/p>\n

John Boehner said Obama’s re-election strategy will be to “pull out every<\/p>\n

Bogeyman they can” to scare voters & distract them from economic issues<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m funny right?”)<\/p>\n

Why the entire Republican party has totally short circuited? They’re now<\/p>\n

All telling people exactly what they always do<\/em>, but don’t realize it. It’s just<\/p>\n

So damn awesome. It’d be like a chronic wife cheater always calling out all<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, wait, you<\/em> do that)<\/p>\n

The other men in the neighborhood for “cheating” but without any proof<\/p>\n

Why? Because that’s EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO, & they assume that all<\/p>\n

The others are doing the same shit. When it’s discovered that they aren’t<\/p>\n

They quickly bring up another point. Here’s the rub Johnny, ya don’t have<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cee-Lo looks sick)<\/p>\n

To scare voters. They’re already terrified of you fuckers. You create policy<\/p>\n

Daily that ruins the economy in favor of the top 3% who your party now<\/p>\n

Currently only works for. You hate the gays, women, the poor, Latino’s,<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Word)<\/p>\n

Immigrants, Blacks, Muslims, atheists, & any xenophobic flavor of the week<\/p>\n

You are poised to attack next. This fall with be a fall of epic levels, and it’s<\/p>\n

All bad for our government. We need checks to balance, not screaming hate<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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