{"id":7662,"date":"2012-04-11T14:20:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-11T20:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7662"},"modified":"2012-04-11T17:29:09","modified_gmt":"2012-04-11T23:29:09","slug":"delegates-are-free-agents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/11\/delegates-are-free-agents\/","title":{"rendered":"Delegates Are &#8220;Free Agents&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens to Rick Santorum&#8217;s delegates? They check themselves<\/p>\n<p>Into a mental health institution for voting for him? Naw. They&#8217;re now<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7663\" title=\"Delegate funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-funny.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-funny-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Wait, what?)<\/p>\n<p>Able to vote for anyone they like, so long as Rick &#8220;releases them&#8221;. But<\/p>\n<p>If he chooses to keep them, they must vote for him at the convention<\/p>\n<p>Wow, nothing like knowingly voting for loser. John Kerry voters, I&#8217;m<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-voted-twice-funny.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7664\" title=\"Delegate voted twice funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-voted-twice-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-voted-twice-funny.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Delegate-voted-twice-funny-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Looking in your direction(actually &#8220;our&#8221;. It&#8217;s a regret I have). Welp<\/p>\n<p>No use crying over split turds. They&#8217;re like pick up sticks. Stack them<\/p>\n<p>Tall &amp; flat. Whomever gets the nomination has to run against Obama<\/p>\n<p>Which means they&#8217;ll only run on &#8220;He&#8217;s a Kenyan Baby Rapist Alien&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7665\" title=\"Tea party stupid sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Tea-party-stupid-sign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Tea-party-stupid-sign.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Tea-party-stupid-sign-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Republican base)<\/p>\n<p>Not a winning policy debate. It&#8217;s hilarious, sad, &amp; the worst in us all<\/p>\n<p><strong>Allen West See&#8217;s Commies<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You remember how the little kid saw &#8220;dead people&#8221;? Well Allen West<\/p>\n<p>Now see&#8217;s Democratic commies in office. *Gasp* I know right? It&#8217;s so<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7666\" title=\"Alan West with hand chop\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Alan-West-with-hand-chop.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Alan-West-with-hand-chop.jpg 310w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Alan-West-with-hand-chop-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(&#8220;You&#8217;re <em>all<\/em> commies&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Sad using Joesph McCarthy, Glenn Beck, &amp; Victoria Jackson&#8217;s material<\/p>\n<p>When these people grow old, they will have to be haunted by these big<\/p>\n<p>Fucked up insane comments. I say&#8230;GOOD. Know something before<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7667\" title=\"dnews glenn beck\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Glenn-Beck-CU-idiot-poster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Glenn-Beck-CU-idiot-poster.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Glenn-Beck-CU-idiot-poster-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Your jacket ties in the back)<\/p>\n<p>You open you big silly lying mouth. You people have lost your minds<\/p>\n<p>There is no place in today&#8217;s modern Republican party for <em>any<\/em> rational<\/p>\n<p>Adults. My brothers conservative Republican party is gone. They have<\/p>\n<p>No place to go. You have the inmates running it all for the GOP. Sad<\/p>\n<p>TOMORROW: Zimmerman ARRESTED<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<p><!-- @font-face {   font-family: \"Cambria\"; }p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal { margin: 0in 0in 10pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; }a:link, span.MsoHyperlink { color: blue; text-decoration: underline; }a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed { color: purple; text-decoration: underline; }div.Section1 { page: Section1; } --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens to Rick Santorum&#8217;s delegates? They check themselves Into a mental health institution for voting for him? Naw. They&#8217;re now (Wait, what?) Able to vote for anyone they like, so long as Rick &#8220;releases them&#8221;. But If he chooses to keep them, they must vote for him at the convention Wow, nothing like knowingly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7662"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7662"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7671,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7662\/revisions\/7671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}