{"id":7635,"date":"2012-04-09T12:12:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T18:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7635"},"modified":"2012-04-09T12:12:22","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T18:12:22","slug":"check-out-my-delegate-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/09\/check-out-my-delegate-calculator\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Delegate Calculator!"},"content":{"rendered":"

If those words<\/a> are uttered in the same sentence, you’re going home alone<\/p>\n

Frothy(Santorum) will not drop out of the race, even though he’s out of it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Santorum’s campaign)<\/p>\n

And if he wins his home state of Pennsylvania, Romney still wins 3 to 1…<\/p>\n

That’s not gonna cut it. Meh, he and Newton VonPoatatoHead are in for<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Trust me baby”)<\/p>\n

One reason. $, and selling their delegates like foreign slave crack whores<\/p>\n

This has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever witnessed. Two grown men who<\/p>\n

Just don’t know when it’s over. They’re like a divorced guy standing on<\/p>\n

\"\"(The modern GOP)<\/p>\n

The front lawn with all his belongs on it pounding on the door saying,<\/p>\n

“Honey, I think the door’s stuck. My key doesn’t work for some reason”<\/p>\n

Egg Roll, And Best Easter Card Ever<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spoiler Alert: Jesus totally comes back from the dead. Zoom, zing, zong<\/p>\n

Check it out, it’s the annual king shit cool White House Egg Roll today<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ohhhhhh Eggroll!)<\/p>\n

Wait, wrong one. It’s the one’s with the colored eggs, oh…never mind<\/p>\n

What do an Easter Egg Rolls & long scrotumed man have in common?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Best, card, eva)<\/p>\n

You eventually get damn tired of getting big grass stains on your eggs<\/p>\n

RIP Mike Wallace<\/strong><\/p>\n

60 minutes is losing people left and right. Soon they’ll call it 7 minutes<\/p>\n

Andy “Eyebrow Bushes” Rooney, now him? He did make it to 93. Wow<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m coming for you”)<\/p>\n

He was one of the best interviewers ever. It didn’t matter your politics,<\/p>\n

Or your party, or your views. He was focused on the truth like a laser<\/p>\n

He was a legend, he smoked a lot of weed, and he will be missed. RIP<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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