{"id":7625,"date":"2012-04-05T16:30:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T22:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7625"},"modified":"2012-04-05T16:30:48","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T22:30:48","slug":"look-out-judge-is-a-ware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/05\/look-out-judge-is-a-ware\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Out, Judge Is A-Ware"},"content":{"rendered":"

Seems a federal judge has realized what everyone else already knows<\/p>\n

Denying insurance to a same-sex spouses is now very discriminatory<\/p>\n

\"\"(Judge Ware)<\/p>\n

Well no fucking shit; & water is wet, farts do stink, & candy is yummy<\/p>\n

Any other news flashes? But for all dumb traditionalist bigots, it’s bad<\/p>\n

News. But why? Cause they all use the same three incorrect arguments<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Religious, “it’s always been like that”, & homophobic bigots with hate<\/p>\n

With the last one you even get the slippery slope straw man crap of:<\/p>\n

“Well next thing you know, guys’ll be marrying goats, & cows, & dogs”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Average douchebag)<\/p>\n

Chief U.S. District Judge James Ware ruled you can deny same sex<\/p>\n

Couples coverage they apply and pay for. This is an equal protection<\/p>\n

Under the law issue. Always has been that. But idiots filled with hate<\/p>\n

Will never listen, care, or accept reality. You know, Republican dolts<\/p>\n

Yahoo’s Comment Section: last bastion for racist, bigots, & religious nuts<\/p>\n

Baseball’s Here Baby!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Break out the peanuts and cracker jacks. I don’t care if I ever get back<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cheap pitcher)<\/p>\n

It’s still and will always be America’s Sport. But why you ask? Simple<\/p>\n

What other job can you have where you fuck up 7 out of 10 times but<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ouch)<\/p>\n

You’re still an All-Star? It’s baseball baby. A .300 hitter is all you need<\/p>\n

Oh, and if you have Direct TV, you get MLB Extra Innings…….for free<\/p>\n

*Taps arm*<\/p>\n

Gimme my baseball crack like coverage baby…inject it right in my arm<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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