{"id":7583,"date":"2012-04-02T15:43:23","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T21:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7583"},"modified":"2012-04-03T11:04:57","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T17:04:57","slug":"oh-i-misspoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/02\/oh-i-misspoke\/","title":{"rendered":"“Oh, I misspoke”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The phrase that pays in DC for Republican’s is a Reagan 80’s classic:<\/p>\n

“I misspoke”. What did Wisconsin Republican Paul Ryan say, after<\/p>\n

\"\"(The verbal wedgie)<\/p>\n

Making this statement at National Journal’s event this past Thursday:<\/p>\n

“We don’t think the generals are giving us their true advice. We don’t<\/em>
\n think the generals believe that their budget is really the right budget”<\/em><\/p>\n

He said testimony was “not really a true, honest & accurate budget”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Yummy!)<\/p>\n

The only problem here is the generals who actually testified all their<\/p>\n

Budgets…DID mean them. Making this a “He said, he lied, he said”<\/p>\n

The Joint Chiefs Of Staff chairman Martin Dempsey then said this:<\/p>\n

\"\"(True that)<\/p>\n

“There’s a difference between having someone say they don’t believe<\/em>
\n what you said versus…calling us, collectively, liars.<\/em>
\n My response is: I stand by my testimony”<\/em><\/p>\n

So then what did Fucko McLiarDouche say? You guessed it, right on<\/p>\n

Que: “Oh, I totally misspoke<\/a>“. Um, no you didn’t. See, when someone<\/p>\n

\"\"(My “truth meter” is busted)<\/p>\n

“Misspeaks” they say “ten” instead of “seven”, or blue instead of green<\/p>\n

Not “Those guys aren’t telling the truth”, then realizing you just called<\/p>\n

Very honest men liars, you pull back with “I misspoke”. Oh shit. Um no<\/p>\n

You fucked up. See, the rest of the world calls what you did…one big lie<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fire pants)<\/p>\n

Call it “I miss-understood my own brain”, or “Was vexed with aroma’s<\/p>\n

That scrambled my thoughts”, or “I’m a dick but don’t wanna be a liar”<\/p>\n

Either way it all means just one thing, you’re so full of shit you’re leaking<\/p>\n

It’s An Oldie, But A Hoodie<\/strong><\/p>\n

Geraldo apologized about his Trayvon Martin Hoodie comments that:<\/p>\n

“It was Trayvon’s hoodie that killed him…as George Zimmerman did”<\/p>\n

\"\"(But I’m an idiot)<\/p>\n

Which explains his head has about as much in it as Al Capone’s vault<\/p>\n

This says even the classless douchehat Geraldo is 1 up on Zimmerman<\/p>\n

George’s stories are dying against all the facts. He will be arrested soon<\/p>\n

And he will go down way faster than a fat drunk clumsy kid on ice skates<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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The phrase that pays in DC for Republican’s is a Reagan 80’s classic: “I misspoke”. What did Wisconsin Republican Paul Ryan say, after (The verbal wedgie) Making this statement at National Journal’s event this past Thursday: “We don’t think the generals are giving us their true advice. We don’t think the generals believe that their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}