{"id":752,"date":"2009-01-24T13:25:42","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T19:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=752"},"modified":"2009-01-24T13:25:42","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T19:25:42","slug":"im-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/24\/im-lazy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Lazy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went out last night for my birthday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry awesome party people, but this is all you get today. It is what it is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/he-man-funny.jpg\" alt=\"he-man-funny.jpg\" \/>(Hey, it&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>While walking around I found out that kids will suddenly burst into a full blown run while giggling without looking around, then ram right into you. Then they&#8217;ll look up at you with this face that says &#8220;Why are you in my fucking way?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Weird&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Go have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1472401696\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went out last night for my birthday&#8230; Sorry awesome party people, but this is all you get today. It is what it is&#8230; (Hey, it&#8217;s true) While walking around I found out that kids will suddenly burst into a full blown run while giggling without looking around, then ram right into you. Then they&#8217;ll look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}