{"id":7471,"date":"2012-03-19T14:39:45","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T20:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7471"},"modified":"2012-03-19T14:39:45","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T20:39:45","slug":"national-liver-damage-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/19\/national-liver-damage-day\/","title":{"rendered":"“National Liver Damage Day”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or as the rest of us call it, St. Patrick’s Day<\/em>. It was Saturday<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s “Irish Yoga”)<\/p>\n

It was fun, people were drunk by 9am, & crippled people all<\/p>\n

Looked more sober then the crazy staggers all over the city<\/p>\n

Overheard was “Pappy St. Hatricks Day!” after a girl puked<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yippie!)<\/p>\n

River was dyed green, so was the beer. Which means folks<\/p>\n

Pee was green, & don’t even get me started on their #2’s<\/p>\n

2012 Republican Bumper Sticker Seen…<\/strong><\/p>\n

For the racist in you, or for that closet racist in your family<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh for shit sakes)<\/p>\n

For those that can’t read this, it says, “Don’t Re-nig.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Stop
\nRepeat offenders.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Don’t re-elect Obama!”. Wow that’s sad<\/p>\n

Oh, it must be the KKK’s new “Bumper Stickers For Bigots”<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(Charming)<\/p>\n

Program I’ve intentionally heard nothing about. Who sells<\/p>\n

These sticky hate turds on racist-mobiles? Stumpy’s Stickers<\/p>\n

But that’s only who came up with them, who’s selling em now?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Their site is down now. Odd)<\/p>\n

Paula Smith at www.stickatude.com<\/a>. She just found it on their<\/p>\n

Website and, now get this, thought “it was cute”. Oh yesssssss<\/p>\n

Those cute cuddly precious bigoted racist stickers. Wonderful<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stupid & proud of it)<\/p>\n

When Forbes pressed her on if she thought the “N word” was<\/p>\n

Offensive at all she said, “No”. Then ended with this lil’ gem:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Obama is not even black. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got a mixture of race. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s his
\nchoice of what his nationality is\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Holy fucking shit shit shit<\/p>\n

There’s dumb, there’s racist, & there’s lazy hateful stupid. This<\/p>\n

\"\"(Well no shit<\/p>\n

Insanely hurtful shrew has all three. She hit the Racist Trifecta<\/p>\n

It used to be racists had the gift of shame. Now even that’s out<\/p>\n

The window in today’s xenophobic hate machine GOP. Here’s<\/p>\n

The good news: now you will know who to always avoid by the<\/p>\n

\"\" (Possibly not<\/em> a porn star)<\/p>\n

Shit they put on the back of their car. It isn’t discourse, this is<\/p>\n

Racism & bigoted hate straight up. It’s also squarely attached<\/p>\n

To the GOP. They’re stoking it, using it, & it’s gonna get worse<\/p>\n

But let’s remember, it was always about “his policies” right? No<\/p>\n

\"\"(It is now)<\/p>\n

When people say, “But it’s freedom of speech”, yes it’s that too<\/p>\n

But it’s also fucking racism, & you don’t get to pretend it’s not<\/p>\n

Peyton Manning Is Now A…<\/strong><\/p>\n

*Big Drum roll here please*<\/p>\n

Denver Bronco! Which means, so long Tim Tebow, see ya lata<\/p>\n

\"\"(You took my job dick)<\/p>\n

God boy just was told to “hit the showers” by Jesus, & a GM<\/p>\n

Where will Tim go? Who knows, but baby Jesus is comin too<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Or as the rest of us call it, St. Patrick’s Day. It was Saturday (It’s “Irish Yoga”) It was fun, people were drunk by 9am, & crippled people all Looked more sober then the crazy staggers all over the city Overheard was “Pappy St. Hatricks Day!” after a girl puked (Yippie!) River was dyed green, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7471"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7488,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7471\/revisions\/7488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}