{"id":7448,"date":"2012-03-16T09:04:11","date_gmt":"2012-03-16T15:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7448"},"modified":"2012-03-16T12:05:19","modified_gmt":"2012-03-16T18:05:19","slug":"21-joke-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/16\/21-joke-street\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Joke Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, this movie looks about as exciting as getting a rectal exam<\/p>\n<p>Shit, the original show wasn&#8217;t that good. It had Richard Grieco<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7450\" title=\"21 Jump Street Poster best\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/21-Jump-Street-Poster-best.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/21-Jump-Street-Poster-best.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/21-Jump-Street-Poster-best-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Ohhhh, a blow job joke)<\/p>\n<p>The only reason this got made was two words: Johnny Depp&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That &amp; &#8220;The 1st Skinny Jonah Hill movie&#8221; so it must be awesome<\/p>\n<p>Um, I&#8217;m gonna pretend like it&#8217;s 3rd and 21, so I&#8217;m going to pass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bill O&#8217;Reilly Needs Asbestos Pants<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is not news. Never has been. The guy lies like a Persian rug<\/p>\n<p>FOX will not let go of Sandra Fluke. Why is that? Well it&#8217;s GOP<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7451\" title=\"O'Reilly moon joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-moon-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-moon-joke.jpg 620w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-moon-joke-300x245.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Idiot machine)<\/p>\n<p>1, 2, 3. If someone with gravitas comes forward, &amp; states a truth<\/p>\n<p>And the core truth conflicts with their personal beliefs in any way<\/p>\n<p>They must now publicly burn them at the stake, ridicule them, &amp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7452\" title=\"Oscar The Grouch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Oscar-The-Grouch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Oscar-The-Grouch.jpg 1234w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Oscar-The-Grouch-300x291.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Oscar-The-Grouch-1024x995.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;Fuck off, I&#8217;m not grouchy&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Just plan old &#8220;make shit up&#8221; in an attempt to silence the <em>message<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This was never about Birth-control for sex. They just never listen<\/p>\n<p>It was about a woman standing up for her friend who had a cyst<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7453\" title=\"Sandra Fluke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Sandra-Fluke1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Sandra-Fluke1.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Sandra-Fluke1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;Listen to my actual words&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>On her ovary, &amp; studies proved birth-control could help it regress<\/p>\n<p>But ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hells no. It&#8217;s all about &#8220;fucking on my $&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Second, IT&#8217;S NOT GOVERNMENT $ YOU MASSIVE MORONS<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7454\" title=\"O'Reilly O'Really\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-OReally.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-OReally.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-OReally-300x257.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(But&#8230;but&#8230;but)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s YOUR insurance that YOU pay for. Not government money<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Reilly then decides to make the silly claim that she&#8217;s &#8220;wealthy<\/p>\n<p>enough&#8221; to afford her OWN birth control. IDIOT. It&#8217;s not about<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7455\" title=\"O'Reilly Falafal factor\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-Falafal-factor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-Falafal-factor.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/OReilly-Falafal-factor-283x300.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(My sexual harassment thing?)<\/p>\n<p>Paying for birthcontrol. It is about all the insurance companies<\/p>\n<p>COVERING it on an individuals plan, even for a religious school<\/p>\n<p>Jeeeeeeeeees shit balls you people are not only stupid, you&#8217;re evil<\/p>\n<p>Lying duplicitous bastards incapable of LISTENING to any facts<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7456\" title=\"O-Reilly Lil O'Reilly\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/O-Reilly-Lil-OReilly.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/O-Reilly-Lil-OReilly.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/O-Reilly-Lil-OReilly-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(His child spawn)<\/p>\n<p>You live in a world where facts seem to be life threatening to you<\/p>\n<p>Facts don&#8217;t pick sides. Facts aren&#8217;t Republican or Democrat. They<\/p>\n<p>Just are. Unless you live in crazy bubbled FOX world where only<\/p>\n<p>Facts that support my views are real. The rest are&#8230;well subjective<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today Is One Of My Niece&#8217;s Graduation<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She is now passing into adulthood, so now the gloves come off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>No more training wheels kid. It&#8217;s a tough world out there, and<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7457\" title=\"Graudation headlines\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Graudation-headlines.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Graudation-headlines.jpg 282w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Graudation-headlines-241x300.jpg 241w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Look at the pullout)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not ready for it, open to new things, &amp; respectful of it<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll get knocked the fuck out. That &amp; remember to be cool<\/p>\n<p>When the road gets rocky. Be cool. When the times are great<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7458\" title=\"graduation t-shirt black\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/graduation-t-shirt-black.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/graduation-t-shirt-black.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/graduation-t-shirt-black-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(I took a Wikileak)<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t gloat, be cool. When things look darkest, be cool. Cause<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re not cool, the world will put you on your ass fast<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a jungle out there, so learn to respect it &amp; hunt, or ur done<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, this movie looks about as exciting as getting a rectal exam Shit, the original show wasn&#8217;t that good. It had Richard Grieco (Ohhhh, a blow job joke) The only reason this got made was two words: Johnny Depp&#8230; That &amp; &#8220;The 1st Skinny Jonah Hill movie&#8221; so it must be awesome Um, I&#8217;m gonna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7448"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7448"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7470,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7448\/revisions\/7470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}