{"id":743,"date":"2009-01-22T10:56:18","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T16:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=743"},"modified":"2009-01-22T10:58:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T16:58:51","slug":"cereal-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/22\/cereal-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Cereal Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

The king of breakfast is still cereal…<\/p>\n

Say you want to shred your mouth ruining it for the entire day of eating…<\/p>\n

Welp, nothing does a better job than original Cap’n Crunch…<\/p>\n

\"captain-crunch.jpg\"(Beats metal shavings)<\/p>\n

Why hyphenate Captain? Was it to long? Do fictitious nautical leaders always<\/em> do it?<\/p>\n

Maybe less letters means cheaper to make the box. OK, I’ll buy that idea…<\/p>\n

So then why not call it Cap’n C’h<\/em>?<\/p>\n

I loved Honeycomb, Quisp, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, Pops, Cookie Crisp, Count Chocula, Fruit Loops, Apple Jacks, Moonstones, Koko Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, Golden Grahams, Yummy Mummy, Kaboom, Mr. T, Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini-wheats, Cocoa Puffs, Bill & Teds Excellent Cereal, and Alphabets…<\/p>\n

But here are a few that aren’t selling that well…<\/p>\n

\"dorm-flakes.jpg\"(Yummy)<\/p>\n

\"bushes-cereal.jpg\"(You’ll taste the ignorance)
\n
\nObama Signs Order To Close Guantanamo<\/strong><\/p>\n

But decides to open a chain of Del Tacos…<\/p>\n

\"del-taco.jpg\"(Shredded cat)<\/p>\n

To help open the D.C chain, Obama hired Jack Nicholson appear in full uniform as his character Colonel Nathan Jessep from A Few Good Men<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"afewgoodmenjacktruth.JPG\"(Nice fly catcher)<\/p>\n

Upon cutting the ribbon, Jack shouted, “You want food?! You can’t handle the food!”<\/p>\n

Then he took a golf club and beat an old Jewish womens Cadillac…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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