{"id":7406,"date":"2012-03-13T13:44:33","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T19:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7406"},"modified":"2012-03-13T14:03:30","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T20:03:30","slug":"check-out-my-brackets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/13\/check-out-my-brackets\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Brackets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s NCAA Tourney time, &amp; everyone&#8217;s filling em out now<\/p>\n<p>Mine are more screwed up than Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s family<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7408\" title=\"NCAA Bracket joke as a real bracket\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Bracket-joke-as-a-real-bracket-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Bracket-joke-as-a-real-bracket-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Bracket-joke-as-a-real-bracket-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Bracket-joke-as-a-real-bracket.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Wrong &#8220;bracket&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>At one point when I was filling them out on-line it said<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please stop now, walk away from this, &amp; never return&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meh, if you really don&#8217;t know anything, do what girls do<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7409\" title=\"NCAA Brackets super funny best\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Brackets-super-funny-best-276x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Brackets-super-funny-best-276x300.png 276w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/NCAA-Brackets-super-funny-best.png 435w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Wait, wrong &#8220;bracket&#8221; again)<\/p>\n<p>And say, &#8220;Well I&#8217;ve been to Ohio &amp; had fun so pick them&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Either that or darts. An idiots best friend, they never lie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Words You Don&#8217;t Expect In The Same Sentence<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tuesday&#8217;s Deep South Primaries&#8221;. Welp, they&#8217;re today<\/p>\n<p>Will they love Mitten&#8217;s, Frothy, or Potato head? We will<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7410\" title=\"Al Bundy Funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Al-Bundy-Funny-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Al-Bundy-Funny-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Al-Bundy-Funny.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(How about none?)<\/p>\n<p>Find out tonight, but my $ is on one of two. It will be<\/p>\n<p>A big mix, because different people with different info<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ll like different one&#8217;s. It&#8217;s obvious the sledding for<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7411\" title=\"Redneck University joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Redneck-University-joke-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Redneck-University-joke-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Redneck-University-joke.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Nice skool)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Deep South&#8221; will be tougher on Richy Mittens. But this<\/p>\n<p>Is the rub. They love Newts dickishness &amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OKKZ5pxeMIE&amp;list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ&amp;feature=plcp\">racial issues<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And they love Frothy&#8217;s stupid god chatter, so to me it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7412\" title=\"Rick Santorum\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Rick-Santorum-creepy-smile-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Rick-Santorum-creepy-smile-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Rick-Santorum-creepy-smile.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(But god said so&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>A toss up for those 2. To quote Jim from Blazing Saddles:<\/p>\n<p><em>You&#8217;ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>These are  people of the land. The common clay of the new <\/em><br \/>\n<em>West. You know&#8230; morons.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I hope soon we&#8217;ll all be better, &amp; the internet is making their<\/p>\n<p>Kids better, but until the morons end, the &#8220;Deep South&#8221; has<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7413\" title=\"wakeup\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wakeup-300x239.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"327\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wakeup-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/wakeup.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 327px) 100vw, 327px\" \/>(The bad days)<\/p>\n<p>Some baggage. Hey now, this round of Truck Nutz is on me<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s NCAA Tourney time, &amp; everyone&#8217;s filling em out now Mine are more screwed up than Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s family (Wrong &#8220;bracket&#8221;) At one point when I was filling them out on-line it said &#8220;Please stop now, walk away from this, &amp; never return&#8221; Meh, if you really don&#8217;t know anything, do what girls do (Wait, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7406"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7418,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406\/revisions\/7418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}