{"id":7381,"date":"2012-03-09T10:52:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T16:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7381"},"modified":"2012-03-20T11:24:31","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T17:24:31","slug":"john-farter-in-3-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/09\/john-farter-in-3-d\/","title":{"rendered":"John Farter, In 3-D…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sure I’m a 40 year old trapped in the body of 3rd grader<\/p>\n

\"\"(File photo)<\/p>\n

Sure I’m childish, & love fart jokes like fat kids love cake<\/p>\n

But I’m sure as hell that John Farter’d be a better movie<\/p>\n

Than John Carter. It’s opening today like a front door of<\/p>\n

\"\"(It stunk)<\/p>\n

A house fire. It’s basically like Conan on another planet<\/p>\n

The only good thing is Willem Dafoe’s voice for the alien<\/p>\n

Aside from that it’s gonna blow like shop vac & a big fan<\/p>\n

Best Worst Ways To Break Up With Somebody…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

-Over the loud speaker at Wal-Mart
\n-During a close baseball game in the 9th inning on the jumbotron
\n-On any amusement part ride where they’re strapped in
\n-During the saddest part of any movie(hey they’re crying already)
\n-Underwater while scuba diving
\n-Mailed letter
\n-During Church
\n-When they’re taking a big shit on the toilet
\n-While rock climbing & you’re holding their tether
\n-Have the local Starbucks Barista tell them on their receipt<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(13%? Plug in your phone)<\/p>\n

Find the best one you’ve ever actual done & e-mail it to me<\/p>\n

I’ll post the best one along with their name. Go have some fun<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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