{"id":7359,"date":"2012-03-07T15:47:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T21:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7359"},"modified":"2012-03-07T16:07:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-07T22:07:10","slug":"sarah-palin-has-politically-become","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/07\/sarah-palin-has-politically-become\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin Has Politically Become…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kevin Federline or Heather Mills (AKA One legged bitch)<\/p>\n

Unintelligent and irrelevant since 2008. Bam, pow, zing<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yep, right on que)<\/p>\n

On FOX news for Super Tuesday she voted<\/a> for Newt balls<\/p>\n

After that rambled on trying to put together one sentence<\/p>\n

Then tried to throw her hate in a race that keeps blowing<\/p>\n

\"\"(Quitters always win)<\/p>\n

It right back to her face or just lighting it on fire. Sorry bud<\/p>\n

Politically you’re like fish, it’s fine for a couple of days, but<\/p>\n

Then you start to really stink. She’s as bright as 2 watt bulb<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

Mr. Mittens Kittens was the big winner with Frothy right behind<\/p>\n

*Insert rim shot here*<\/p>\n

Zing, pow, bam, boom, zapowie, wombo, zorch, zuum<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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