{"id":735,"date":"2009-01-21T10:17:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T16:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=735"},"modified":"2009-01-21T10:17:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T16:17:32","slug":"cheney-in-a-wheelchair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/21\/cheney-in-a-wheelchair\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheney In A Wheelchair&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sounds like a new <em>Blink 182<\/em> song&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now the big question: Separated at birth?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/cheney-in-wheelchair.jpg\" alt=\"cheney-in-wheelchair.jpg\" height=\"360\" width=\"223\" \/>(Captain happy)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mr-potter.jpg\" alt=\"mr-potter.jpg\" height=\"269\" width=\"332\" \/>(Black and White version)<\/p>\n<p>He left early, but it didn&#8217;t come as a shock to anyone. After all, his name is <em>Dick<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Toyota Beats General Motors In Steel Cage Match<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two cars enter, one car leaves&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/car-cage-match.jpg\" alt=\"car-cage-match.jpg\" height=\"438\" width=\"335\" \/>(Fight, fight, fight!)<\/p>\n<p>A jubilant 92 Toyota Camry shouted &#8220;I&#8217;m the best around! Gots better gas mileage bitch!&#8221;. General Motors was despondent after being pile driven into the ground, entire quarter panels destroyed, and doors ripped from it&#8217;s hinges&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The 95 Pontiac Sunbird said, &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t my day, now I&#8217;m totaled. Shit, I would&#8217;ve had a better chance with that one alcoholic buyer&#8221;. He was instantly taken to the junk yard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sign Seen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/obama-us-cellur-sign.jpg\" alt=\"obama-us-cellur-sign.jpg\" height=\"226\" width=\"333\" \/>(Sox fan for life)<\/p>\n<p>It was unfurled yesterday right after he was sworn in&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sounds like a new Blink 182 song&#8230; Now the big question: Separated at birth? (Captain happy) (Black and White version) He left early, but it didn&#8217;t come as a shock to anyone. After all, his name is Dick&#8230; Toyota Beats General Motors In Steel Cage Match &#8220;Two cars enter, one car leaves&#8221;&#8230; (Fight, fight, fight!) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}