{"id":7335,"date":"2012-03-05T15:29:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-05T21:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7335"},"modified":"2012-03-05T16:20:49","modified_gmt":"2012-03-05T22:20:49","slug":"the-fat-douchebag-yelleth-in-3-acts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/05\/the-fat-douchebag-yelleth-in-3-acts\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fat Douchebag Yelleth, In 3 Acts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rush “Charming” Limbaugh stepped in it again, but this time<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stupid listeners)<\/p>\n

Is very<\/em> different. It’s now hitting him in the pocketbook…hard<\/p>\n

Act 1-The process of being a total fucktard to other humans<\/em><\/p>\n

Rush called Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke a “slut” &<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, I’m a dick)<\/p>\n

A “prostitute”. Since he somehow believes that now the US is<\/p>\n

Paying for her birth control, which it’s not. It’s her insurance<\/p>\n

Company that’d pay it, he said, “we want you to post the [sex]<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wow, you’re a massive dick)<\/p>\n

videos online so we can all watch”. Stupid is what stupid does<\/p>\n

Act II-The equal & opposite reaction to someone being an ass<\/em><\/p>\n

Advertisers are acting like a teen kid during sex & pulling out<\/p>\n

\"\"(“But I like $”)<\/p>\n

There have been eight total<\/a> as of my post, & with more to come<\/p>\n

He placed his $ where his big mouth is, & doesn’t like the taste<\/p>\n

The best way to get through to this insane turd is his pocketbook<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Rush’s cat “Mr Cholesterol”)<\/p>\n

Act III-The shallow hallow non-apology written by a lawyer<\/em><\/p>\n

The chair with the talking hemorrhoid is now sorry. But why?<\/p>\n

Simple, he lost 8 advertisers. He’s not sorry. How can you be<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s great!)<\/p>\n

Sorry for something you don’t even know you did? You can’t<\/p>\n

His apology? Oh, you’ll like this. It’s that delicious BS stew…<\/p>\n

“For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, <\/em>
\nthree hours a day, five days a week. In this instance I chose the <\/em>
\nwrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal <\/em>
\nattack on Ms. Fluke”…he continued: “My choice of words was not the <\/em>
\nbest, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I <\/em>
\nsincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices” <\/em><\/p>\n

First off, YES YOU FUCKING DID. You did it 3 days straight<\/p>\n

You effectively gave the classic non-apology apology to CYA<\/p>\n

Translation: “My advertisers showed me the error of my ways”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit)<\/p>\n

He apologized again today, meaning “I’m double sorry I lost $”<\/p>\n

Today he miss-pronounced her last name as “Fluck”<\/a> as in “fuck”<\/p>\n

It’s Fluke, as in Luke, nuke, & puke. It’s the thing Rush’s career is<\/p>\n

Wow buddy. I do this for a living. You’re not funny at all or sorry<\/p>\n

You may disagree with this young lady. Fair enough. Then put<\/p>\n

Forth an argument that soundly confronts her views. Even be a<\/p>\n

Little clever about it. Right it correctly. Guess what? Rush can’t<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Rush’s head writer)<\/p>\n

And it’s the main problem with today’s Republican party. Rather<\/p>\n

Than offer valid facts & strong clean arguments against the facts<\/p>\n

She laid out, they use hate, personal insults not based in reality &<\/p>\n

Big lies solely attempting to destroy the messenger. It detracts us<\/p>\n

\"\"(Simple, elegant, true)<\/p>\n

From the original issue they couldn’t address. And it’s all so…sad<\/p>\n

Dude, Don Imus<\/a> made big fun of you. Your career is far past over…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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