{"id":7299,"date":"2012-03-01T12:46:25","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T18:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7299"},"modified":"2012-03-01T12:46:25","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T18:46:25","slug":"obama-laying-pipeline-sidestep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/01\/obama-laying-pipeline-sidestep\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama Laying Pipeline Sidestep"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember the Keystone Pipeline? The one where we’d<\/p>\n

Grant a permit for to run oil though the US for Canada?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Where’s a Shoney’s<\/em>?)<\/p>\n

Obama now supports TransCanada, & will let them do<\/p>\n

Half. Half? Really? Fucking really really? Like we don’t<\/p>\n

Know exactly what you’re doing of half now, half later?<\/p>\n

\"\"(People with another view)<\/p>\n

The environmental advocates were loudly no. The other<\/p>\n

People who lived in those states knew the jobs were just<\/p>\n

Temporary with around 3,500 for 3 months…then gone<\/p>\n

\"\"(Worst idea…ever)<\/p>\n

TransCanada would staff the line in the end. It’s a sweet<\/p>\n

Heart deal give-a-way for big oil from Canada in a Texas<\/p>\n

Refinery. Nothing more. And Obama bent over…AGAIN<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, a pussy costume)<\/p>\n

The kicker is what’s the reason? Bill “Oral Office” Clinton<\/p>\n

Thinks it’s a good idea. The same turd who gave us NAFTA<\/p>\n

Santorum Gets Google Love<\/strong><\/p>\n

When you looked up Santorum, Dan Savage’s definition<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Of “a frothy mixture” was the first known return for all<\/p>\n

It was under a site he listed called “SpreadingSantorum”<\/p>\n

Now Google has changed their search rules, saying this:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Boom)<\/p>\n

“We make more than 500 changes to our algorithms in a
\ntypical year…sites will shuffle to different positions”<\/p>\n

Ah yes, different positions but still give Urban Dictionary<\/p>\n

Top billing which actually has a way worse definition of it<\/p>\n

It’s all subjective, & they know it. Google felt the heat once<\/p>\n

\"\"(Pretty clear there)<\/p>\n

Santorum started doing better. Sad really. It’s all political<\/p>\n

But they’re a business, keep your shitty politics to yourself<\/p>\n

Google isn’t the great growing tech company they once were<\/p>\n

In 6 years, they’ll be Apples bitch, & another “search engine”<\/p>\n

Like a hooker and drug dealer at a cop shop. You can book it<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Remember the Keystone Pipeline? The one where we’d Grant a permit for to run oil though the US for Canada? (Where’s a Shoney’s?) Obama now supports TransCanada, & will let them do Half. Half? Really? Fucking really really? Like we don’t Know exactly what you’re doing of half now, half later? (People with another view) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}