{"id":7284,"date":"2012-02-29T17:19:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T23:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7284"},"modified":"2012-02-29T17:19:41","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T23:19:41","slug":"smitten-mittens-takes-michigan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/29\/smitten-mittens-takes-michigan\/","title":{"rendered":"Smitten Mittens Takes Michigan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mitt won Michigan, but just barely. He won it 41%-38%<\/p>\n

\"\"(The Turd Twins)<\/p>\n

That’s close, but not in an official sanctioned “Turd-Off”<\/p>\n

Anything over 1% is considered a blow out in Turd Land<\/p>\n

Kid Rock endorsed Romney. Who’s Kid Rock you ask???<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice do, kids can live in it)<\/p>\n

The forgotten subpar singer who’s penis was in Pamela<\/p>\n

Anderson’s vagina. Not his music so much. Just sayin’…<\/p>\n

In all this GOP primary insanity, I feel bad for one guy…<\/p>\n

\"\"(I hold the balls like this)<\/p>\n

Newt “Mr. Potato Head” Gingrich. He needs the spot light<\/p>\n

To make his insane, bigoted, sexist, historically stupid lies<\/p>\n

Come on Newt, we know you’re good for it. Buckle up…<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

I’m guessing “White people should legally be able to rape<\/p>\n

whomever they want” is coming soon to a mouth near you<\/p>\n

Snowe Big Deal<\/strong><\/p>\n

Republican Senator Olympia Snowe of Maine will leave<\/p>\n

She could run again but simply doesn’t want to. But why?<\/p>\n

\"\"(So long jackholes)<\/p>\n

One basic reason. Gridlock. And it’s coming from a GOP<\/p>\n

Tied right to Grover Norquist & the Tea Party. She said:<\/p>\n

“I don’t realistically expect the partisanship of recent <\/em>
\nyears in the Senate to change over the short term\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n

Translation: “The Tea Party & today’s Republican base
\nare totally nucking futs. I can’t work with you idiots”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Classy)<\/p>\n

The current Republican party reminds me of a loud bully<\/p>\n

They only want what they want when they want it. If they<\/p>\n

Don’t get it, they’ll punch ya & burn down the entire school<\/p>\n

\"\"(Burn it all!)<\/p>\n

It’s so 1980’s movies jerks. Update your doucheness level<\/p>\n

Or decide to act normal & work for American’s. Don’t hold<\/p>\n

Your breath. You’ll turn as blue as they are and pass out…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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