{"id":7274,"date":"2012-02-28T16:45:13","date_gmt":"2012-02-28T22:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7274"},"modified":"2012-03-01T12:47:52","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T18:47:52","slug":"where-abouts-holds-up-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/28\/where-abouts-holds-up-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"Where Abouts? *Holds Up Hand*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michigan, Michigan, Michigan. Where fort art thou Michigan?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7275\" title=\"Michigan map shot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-map-shot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-map-shot.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-map-shot-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Find &#8220;Lake Flacid Penis&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>When you ask someone where they&#8217;re from in MI, just hold up<\/p>\n<p>The palm of your hand because it&#8217;s shaped exactly like the state<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7276\" title=\"Michigan funny license plate\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-funny-license-plate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-funny-license-plate.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Michigan-funny-license-plate-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Hey now)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to know why the entire GOP race looks murky, just<\/p>\n<p>Look at someone who shit in a toilet. What color&#8217;s all the water?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7277\" title=\"sick\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sick.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sick.jpg 343w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/sick-257x300.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(I know, sorry)<\/p>\n<p>Murky brown. Unless you drank grape Gatorade, then greenish<\/p>\n<p>In the GOP Michigan Primary, it&#8217;s down to Romney &amp; Santorum<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7279\" title=\"Republican debate main shot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Republican-debate-main-shot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Republican-debate-main-shot.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Republican-debate-main-shot-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Four out of 8 ain&#8217;t bad)<\/p>\n<p>Like picking which turd taco you like better. This one or that one<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3868907543\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michigan, Michigan, Michigan. Where fort art thou Michigan? (Find &#8220;Lake Flacid Penis&#8221;) When you ask someone where they&#8217;re from in MI, just hold up The palm of your hand because it&#8217;s shaped exactly like the state (Hey now) If you&#8217;d like to know why the entire GOP race looks murky, just Look at someone who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}