{"id":725,"date":"2009-01-19T10:56:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T16:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=725"},"modified":"2009-01-19T10:56:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T16:56:32","slug":"mlk-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/19\/mlk-day\/","title":{"rendered":"MLK Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if his name was Martin Ignatius Luther King we&#8217;d be celebrating MILK day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/funny-mlk-cartoon.gif\" alt=\"funny-mlk-cartoon.gif\" height=\"281\" width=\"323\" \/>(So that happened)<\/p>\n<p>People should get off today AND tomorrow. After all, isn&#8217;t tomorrow because of today?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll call it two for Tuesday. Besides, with FaceBook, YouTube, and Jewel Quest it&#8217;s not like people really work anyway on <em>regular<\/em> days so let it happen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fucking amazing times, so smile and enjoy it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Worst Questions To Ask On A Job Interview<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/job-inteveiw-photo.jpg\" alt=\"job-inteveiw-photo.jpg\" height=\"481\" width=\"320\" \/>(Can I keep the pen?)<\/p>\n<p>-Where do you keep your high end designer drugs?<br \/>\n-Who is it OK to sexually harass here?<br \/>\n-Are your children in that photo slightly retarded?<br \/>\n-Do I have to show up every day?<br \/>\n-Which desks can&#8217;t I fuck people on?<br \/>\n-Does your company prosecute for murder?<br \/>\n-Do you have a &#8220;don&#8217;t ask don&#8217;t tell pedaphile&#8221; policy?<\/p>\n<p>My oldest brother Daniel is now back in Iraq. Great wishes and much love to him and all our awesome men and women in uniform so have a laugh on me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><font><font color=\"#000000\">Q: What&#8217;s the difference between a pick <a title=\"AdBriteInlineAd_pick\" style=\"background: transparent url('http:\/\/files.adbrite.com\/mb\/images\/green-double-underline-006600.gif') repeat-x scroll center bottom; cursor: pointer; color: #006600; text-decoration: none; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; margin-bottom: -2px; padding-bottom: 2px\" name=\"AdBriteInlineAd_pick\" id=\"AdBriteInlineAd_pick\" target=\"_top\"><\/a>pocket and a peeping Tom?<br \/>\nA: A pick pocket snatches watches&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Hoy-oh!<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-584368199\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, if his name was Martin Ignatius Luther King we&#8217;d be celebrating MILK day&#8230; (So that happened) People should get off today AND tomorrow. After all, isn&#8217;t tomorrow because of today? We&#8217;ll call it two for Tuesday. Besides, with FaceBook, YouTube, and Jewel Quest it&#8217;s not like people really work anyway on regular days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}