{"id":7213,"date":"2012-02-22T12:13:36","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T18:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7213"},"modified":"2012-02-22T12:13:36","modified_gmt":"2012-02-22T18:13:36","slug":"kiss-my-ash-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/22\/kiss-my-ash-wednesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Ash Wednesday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The GOP &#8220;Master Debater&#8217;s&#8221; are at it again tonight. In Mesa, AZ.<\/p>\n<p>The state of governor crazy ass Jan &#8220;face finger sticker&#8221; Brewer<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7214\" title=\"Jan Brewer Obama finger fight point\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Jan-Brewer-Obama-finger-fight-point.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Jan-Brewer-Obama-finger-fight-point.jpg 396w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Jan-Brewer-Obama-finger-fight-point-238x300.jpg 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Ok &#8220;crazy lady&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Fact: she had three sons. One whom sadly died of cancer in 07<\/p>\n<p>Another who was&#8230;now get this&#8230;declared not guilty because of<\/p>\n<p>Insanity for the rape of a Phoenix woman in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jan_Brewer\">1989<\/a>. That&#8217;s classy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7215\" title=\"Embarrased hands to heads\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Oh jeez)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the last stop before &#8220;Super Tuesday&#8221;&#8230;which sound a lot like<\/p>\n<p>The new name of a restaurant that opened up right near TGIF&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a showdown between &#8220;Frothy&#8221; &amp; &#8220;McDreamy&#8221;. Who&#8217;ll win?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Mitt-Romeny-holding-finger-in-air.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7216\" title=\"Mitt Romeny holding finger in air\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Mitt-Romeny-holding-finger-in-air.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Mitt-Romeny-holding-finger-in-air.jpg 471w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Mitt-Romeny-holding-finger-in-air-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;Joesph Smith?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Who cares? They should battle it out Thunderdome Style, 0r&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a big &#8220;battle of wits to the death&#8221; like in <em>The Princess Bride<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Knowing they have little of them, settle in for an endless match&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Barrack &#8220;Big Business Corporate Lover&#8221; Obama<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s anything but predictable. Obama wants to lower the corporate<\/p>\n<p>Tax rate from 35% to 28%. Wait a second, what what with the what?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7217\" title=\"Wha happen\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Wha-happen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Wha-happen.jpg 579w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Wha-happen-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Wha-happen-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Wait, what now?)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s far more generous than me. Oh wait, it&#8217;s actually Tim Geithner<\/p>\n<p>Mr. &#8220;Give Wall Street &amp; banks your money for free whoopie!!!!!!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7218\" title=\"Tim Geithnerjpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithnerjpg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithnerjpg.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithnerjpg-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Give greedy people <em>more<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Obama should ditch this corporatist turd salad. He&#8217;s bad for all of us<\/p>\n<p>He only supports the top 3% to help them. How is giving companies<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7219\" title=\"Tim Geithner SNL funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithner-SNL-funny.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"327\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithner-SNL-funny.gif 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Tim-Geithner-SNL-funny-300x164.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 327px) 100vw, 327px\" \/>(Call today!)<\/p>\n<p>More tax breaks going to get us more jobs? It won&#8217;t, it&#8217;ll mean &gt; profits<\/p>\n<p>Keep business &amp; lobbyists out of policy making. It&#8217;s killin our country<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-442688689\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The GOP &#8220;Master Debater&#8217;s&#8221; are at it again tonight. In Mesa, AZ. The state of governor crazy ass Jan &#8220;face finger sticker&#8221; Brewer (Ok &#8220;crazy lady&#8221;) Fact: she had three sons. One whom sadly died of cancer in 07 Another who was&#8230;now get this&#8230;declared not guilty because of Insanity for the rape of a Phoenix [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}