{"id":7202,"date":"2012-02-21T15:54:38","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T21:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7202"},"modified":"2012-02-21T15:54:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T21:54:38","slug":"three-words-you-dont-hear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/21\/three-words-you-dont-hear\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Words You Don’t Hear…"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Newt Gingrich Thinks”. From his stupid comments, it’s not often…<\/p>\n

\"\"(He’s warped)<\/p>\n

Well, he thinks\u00c2\u00a0 Obama’s “the most dangerous president in modern<\/p>\n

American history”. Oh, I see. Captain fart ass then blurted out this:<\/p>\n

\"\"(He’s a “more”, man-whore)<\/p>\n

“Defeating Barack Obama becomes…a duty of national security…<\/p>\n

Because the fact is, he is incapable of defending the United States”<\/p>\n

Holy fuck balls. I think Newt already mentally moved to the moon<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ah yes)<\/p>\n

The guy ordered Bin Laden killed, he & our amazing special forces<\/p>\n

Have capped\/taken out a ton of Al Qaeda top leadership. He ended<\/p>\n

Iraq. He got healthcare for others. He’s bringing back the economy<\/p>\n

\"\"(Suck it potato head)<\/p>\n

These GOP candidates are the most ignorant & dangerous in years<\/p>\n

But what else is new. They’re all but handing the election to Obama<\/p>\n

And couldn’t happen to bigger group of lying massive ass bags ever<\/p>\n

Peanuts Chew Up Your Anus<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s a fact. Eat a bunch of dry roasted peanuts, drink some whiskey<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weapon of choice)<\/p>\n

And wait 17 hours. You one eyed brown cave will be blood weeping<\/p>\n

It’s like kidney stones for you asshole. How you’ll wish you had a<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit, wait don’t)<\/p>\n

Time machine to go back & never eat them. But you don’t, so now<\/p>\n

Your ass will repay you for your stupid choices. And it’ll hurt bad<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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