{"id":7173,"date":"2012-02-17T11:21:40","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7173"},"modified":"2012-02-17T11:21:40","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T17:21:40","slug":"aspirin-for-birth-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/17\/aspirin-for-birth-control\/","title":{"rendered":"Aspirin For Birth Control?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Leave it to Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s biggest political fundraiser<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um, a black hat=a bad guy)<\/p>\n

To go & say the stupidest thing ever. Ha, ya know I’m just kidding<\/p>\n

They always<\/em> say the stupidest things, can’t help it. They’re stupid<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, case in point)<\/p>\n

His super PAC money man Foster Friess(is that name or brand of<\/p>\n

sunglasses, or a super villain?) said this on a MSNBC daily show:<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I say really stupid shit”)<\/p>\n

“Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception.<\/em><\/p>\n

The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly”<\/em><\/p>\n

Then he did about 20 minutes of outdated “Woman’s Period” bits<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

A weak joke about ladies using aspirin so they don’t spread their legs<\/p>\n

Wow, I guess bags-o-douche really do always stick together. Niceee<\/p>\n

RIP Gary “The Kid” Carter<\/strong><\/p>\n

Former New York Mets catcher Gary Carter died yesterday due to<\/p>\n

A malignant brain tumor.\u00c2\u00a0 He was 57. His nickname was “The Kid”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Because he always had a smile on his face. He lived baby. And you<\/p>\n

Should remember that too. Tonight do something fun, crazy, & wild<\/p>\n

Like howl at the moon, light your farts on fire, or hump a dumpster<\/p>\n

Then blame it on me. I’ll take the heat, & the cops’ll already expect it<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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Leave it to Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s biggest political fundraiser (Um, a black hat=a bad guy) To go & say the stupidest thing ever. Ha, ya know I’m just kidding They always say the stupidest things, can’t help it. They’re stupid (Yes, case in point) His super PAC money man Foster Friess(is that name or brand […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}