{"id":7140,"date":"2012-02-13T10:35:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T16:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7140"},"modified":"2012-02-13T10:35:41","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T16:35:41","slug":"grammy-lip-stinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/13\/grammy-lip-stinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Grammy “Lip-Stinking”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, if you’re a singer, but want to “lip-sync”, fair enough<\/p>\n

\"\"(Check out my door stoppers)<\/p>\n

But if you’re at the awards show for singers, fucking sing<\/p>\n

The Boss sang, the Foo Fighters sang, Rihanna didn’t sing<\/p>\n

\"\"(Best part of the night!)<\/p>\n

It isn’t the worst crime ever, but it does speak to your skills<\/p>\n

It makes me think you must do this a lot for your concerts<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Gonna beat my lady with this”)<\/p>\n

And that’s really really really really fucking bad if that’s true<\/p>\n

Last I checked, you couldn’t give a Grammy away to a dude<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Is this a 3-way? Tremendous!”)<\/p>\n

To quote the Simpson’s: Homer’s Grammy falls of the ledge<\/p>\n

And hits a guy below who says, “Don’t throw your trash here”<\/p>\n

Bitch McConnell<\/strong><\/p>\n

Turns out Republicans still hate Obama now more than ever<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truth)<\/p>\n

You see, an old classic from 2009 never fades. It’s gets better<\/p>\n

Oh, Mitch “the bitch” thinks Obama’s 2013 budget won’t pass<\/p>\n

Even though he hasn’t even seen<\/a> it yet. The party of “Nope” is<\/p>\n

\"\"(…this tall to be elected)<\/p>\n

Now the party of “Hell no, never ever never no”. And everyone<\/p>\n

In America took note. Republican’s couldn’t get elected in 2012<\/p>\n

They have no platform. “Fuck Obama” isn’t a solution, it’s hate<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whoops)<\/p>\n

We have big problems that are being solved by real people. The<\/p>\n

GOP isn’t them, and come this November, they’ll be out of a job<\/p>\n

Hating everything Obama, & only protecting the top 3% wealthy<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cough it up bitch)<\/p>\n

At the expense of everyone else isn’t an electable policy platform<\/p>\n

The GOP has just “Whitney Houston’d” themselves, & it’s so sad<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Look, if you’re a singer, but want to “lip-sync”, fair enough (Check out my door stoppers) But if you’re at the awards show for singers, fucking sing The Boss sang, the Foo Fighters sang, Rihanna didn’t sing (Best part of the night!) It isn’t the worst crime ever, but it does speak to your skills […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}