{"id":7124,"date":"2012-02-10T13:19:45","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T19:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7124"},"modified":"2012-02-11T17:32:47","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T23:32:47","slug":"the-contraception-deception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/10\/the-contraception-deception\/","title":{"rendered":"The “Contraception Deception”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve all heard about it by now. The Catholic Church is mad<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not at that)<\/p>\n

At Obama, & the health care policy congress passed. But why?<\/p>\n

It passed two years ago, they knew it was coming. So why now?<\/p>\n

Well there are two “fake” reasons. And there is one factual one<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Hipster Nuns” I knew it)<\/p>\n

All Bishops & even the Pope will spout this one with such glee:<\/p>\n

“We will not have our religious freedom taken away from us”<\/p>\n

It is actually you<\/em> denying the citizens in your church freedom<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yikes)<\/p>\n

It’s also a neat Republican voting season gimmick, right on que<\/p>\n

Can’t attack Obama on Iraq, jobs, or the economy. Try religion<\/p>\n

They’ll also pull out this little gem when it’s oh so convenient:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truth hurts)<\/p>\n

“Catholics can’t be second class citizens because of ours beliefs”<\/p>\n

Yes, so “offering” people choice is the same as “forcing”. Nope<\/p>\n

98%<\/a> of Catholic women today<\/em> use birth control. It’s a non-issue<\/p>\n

\"\"(No WAY!?!?)<\/p>\n

So then let’s get down to the nitty gritty committee of facts here<\/p>\n

Why do Catholic leaders hate<\/em> contraception? It means less<\/em> kids<\/p>\n

Which means less<\/em> paying customers. See, it’s bad<\/em> for business<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Underwear Sundays” are a hit)<\/p>\n

Business is down. Only 2.3 million Catholic’s are left, they don’t<\/p>\n

Want ANYTHING cutting their business. Never ever. I’d know<\/p>\n

I was one of them before. Then I grew up. Today I’m an atheist<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, they separate)<\/p>\n

And don’t even get me started on “Separation of Church & State”<\/p>\n

So what will Obama do on this? What he always does. Fold like<\/p>\n

Superman on laundry day. Why? He needs votes in the election<\/p>\n

The beat goes on, circus music is cued up, & we all do the dance<\/p>\n

The NBA Decides To Allow Guns On The Court<\/strong><\/p>\n

As a new part of their “Let’s Fucking Entertain The Fans” promo<\/p>\n

They have decided to allow each team on the court 3 weapons at<\/p>\n

\"\"(The new slogan)<\/p>\n

Any time. The rules state, “You may only use hand guns with clips<\/p>\n

Of 30 or less, and can not shoot in the face or chest”. They added<\/p>\n

“Please do not fire into the crowd unless it’s AFLAC Jacket Nite<\/em>”<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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