{"id":7082,"date":"2012-02-06T13:51:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T19:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7082"},"modified":"2012-02-08T11:06:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-08T17:06:28","slug":"superblow-schmuperbowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/06\/superblow-schmuperbowl\/","title":{"rendered":"Superblow Schmuperbowl"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or as Superbowl 46 was retitled, “Check Out My Commercials”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Life moves pretty fast”)<\/p>\n

There were way more ads than any clip on Hulu hammers at you<\/p>\n

Best ad I saw was this vampire one for Audi<\/a>. Funny, solid, & cool<\/p>\n

\"\"(Edward, is that you?)<\/p>\n

Madonna doesn’t have it anymore. She’s only got gimmicky gum<\/p>\n

All I remember is her singing w\/LMAFO, Nikki Minaj, and Cee-lo<\/p>\n

\"\"(Golden goldy gold)<\/p>\n

Her “material” just ran out, w\/more tricks than a magic shop &<\/p>\n

Zero substance. Until the end with the big World Peace graphic<\/p>\n

Fuck lady, ur production budget alone could’ve fed 500,000 kids<\/p>\n

\"\"(You won the Super Model)<\/p>\n

Don’t fucking pretend to have substance, actually have<\/em> substance<\/p>\n

As far as the big game went, just remember, “Safety first”. Yes, the<\/p>\n

Pats had such a bad safety on Brady’s big time bone-headed play<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whoopise)<\/p>\n

G-men won the game 21-17, all’s right in the world. To all the Pats<\/p>\n

And all their fans I happily say this gem: suck it Billy Ball-a-check<\/p>\n

Tim Tebow Says About Politics “It Could Be Something In My Future”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey buddy, first try the forward pass then we’ll talk. It will keep<\/p>\n

You damn busy looking at your shitty mechanics there ace hole<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stop “Tebowing” for shit sake)<\/p>\n

When pressed he said<\/a>, “It’s something I’ll have to think about &<\/p>\n

definitely pray about. I have no idea right now, but yeah, possibly”<\/p>\n

\"\"(I forgive you)<\/p>\n

Timmy, god isn’t gonna tell you. But a Denver Super PAC might<\/p>\n

Either way, work on football. You know, the thing you’re paid for<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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