{"id":7007,"date":"2012-01-30T16:49:58","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T22:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7007"},"modified":"2012-02-02T15:01:18","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T21:01:18","slug":"get-your-own-fuking-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/30\/get-your-own-fuking-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Get Your Own Fu#king Ride&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Politicians depend on the press that covers them for PR life<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7008\" title=\"Newt Gingrich\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-leaving-press-with-R.C.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-leaving-press-with-R.C.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-leaving-press-with-R.C-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Suck it press)<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s the &#8220;old socialist liberal elite media&#8221; model before<\/p>\n<p>Now Newt &amp; Republican&#8217;s have one thing left to say to them<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get your own ride you freeloaders&#8221;. The implosion continues<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/R.-C-Hammond.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7009\" title=\"Gingrich Takes Part In &quot;Virginians With Newt&quot; Rally\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/R.-C-Hammond.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/R.-C-Hammond.jpg 610w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/R.-C-Hammond-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a>(Royal Crown &#8220;R.C&#8221; Hammond)<\/p>\n<p>The press had to pay $2,000 each flying to cover Man-Whore<\/p>\n<p>They all talked about it, &amp; couldn&#8217;t afford it. They figured this:<\/p>\n<p>If they rent a $55 car, they can make it the event next morning<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7011\" title=\"confused-kid1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/confused-kid1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/confused-kid1.jpg 245w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/confused-kid1-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Hum, saving $)<\/p>\n<p>That pissed off Newts campaign, so they said <em>no<\/em> reporters can<\/p>\n<p>Travel with him\/fly on Monday. Nor to the next stop of Nevada<\/p>\n<p>When pressed about it campaign PR guy R.C Hammond said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t have to give you a reason&#8221;. Then cocked punched them<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7012\" title=\"Cock Punch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Cock-Punch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Cock-Punch.jpg 489w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Cock-Punch-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Bam!)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how the current GOP either candidates or those left in<\/p>\n<p>Their shrinking party react if any facts are presented to them:<\/p>\n<p>-Liar! It&#8217;s the liberal media who made that fact up, you suck!<br \/>\n-Well clearly whoever found this out is an &#8220;Obama Commie&#8221;<br \/>\n-So what fuck off, what are you gonna do about it? Let&#8217;s fight!<br \/>\n-How dare you ask me this fact, it&#8217;s politically damning!<\/p>\n<p>They never address facts or reality, because as you&#8217;re seeing it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7013\" title=\"Mad Archie bunker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mad-Archie-bunker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mad-Archie-bunker.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Mad-Archie-bunker-228x300.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(All Archie Bunkers)<\/p>\n<p>Play out, they don&#8217;t have them. They only appease the top 3%<\/p>\n<p>While all the low information voters have to support insane lies<\/p>\n<p>They pretend that their &#8220;reality&#8221; is good for the entire country<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7014\" title=\"Reality Sucks best\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Reality-Sucks-best.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Reality-Sucks-best.png 614w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Reality-Sucks-best-207x300.png 207w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(But needed)<\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s not. And everyone with a working brain can see it clearly<\/p>\n<p>They dug this hole, &amp; gotta sit in it as it fills with their own urine<\/p>\n<p><strong>Even God Has A Super PAC?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yep, you can book it like male hooker for blowing a cabbie<\/p>\n<p>Newt &amp; Calista attended the Idlewild Baptist Church in FLA<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7015\" title=\"Newt Gingrich\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-with-Calista-praying-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-with-Calista-praying-funny.jpg 341w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-with-Calista-praying-funny-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a mega church flashing their faces on two big jumbotrons<\/p>\n<p>The sermon&#8217;s moral was <em>&#8220;Let he without sin cast the 1st wife&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Heard they legally changed their names to Mr. &amp; Mrs. Swingrich<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7016\" title=\"Newt as Fatman &amp; The Joker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-as-Fatman-The-Joker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-as-Fatman-The-Joker.jpg 652w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Newt-as-Fatman-The-Joker-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(It&#8217;s <em>Fatman<\/em> &amp; <em>The Joker<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Sure Newt&#8217;s a lying man-whore, it&#8217;s not shocking. But when any<\/p>\n<p>Church becomes a PAC for Republican candidates during the<\/p>\n<p>mass or celebration? They&#8217;re currently enjoying tax free status<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7017\" title=\"Jesus-dumbass\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Jesus-dumbass.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Jesus-dumbass.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Jesus-dumbass-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(It&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>Welp, guess what? Not anymore *BOD&#8217;s, time  to pay up bitches!<\/p>\n<p>If you want to be in politics instead of religion, you&#8217;ll pay taxes<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;shame train&#8221; just left with Newt, Mitt, &amp; Rick all on board<\/p>\n<p>*Bag Of Dicks<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politicians depend on the press that covers them for PR life (Suck it press) Well, that&#8217;s the &#8220;old socialist liberal elite media&#8221; model before Now Newt &amp; Republican&#8217;s have one thing left to say to them &#8220;Get your own ride you freeloaders&#8221;. The implosion continues (Royal Crown &#8220;R.C&#8221; Hammond) The press had to pay $2,000 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7007"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7023,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7007\/revisions\/7023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}