{"id":6963,"date":"2012-01-25T16:17:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T22:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6963"},"modified":"2012-01-25T16:17:37","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T22:17:37","slug":"jeff-daniels-brother-mitch-is-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/25\/jeff-daniels-brother-mitch-is-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Daniels Brother Mitch Is Right!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Obama gave his SOTU address last night to a “forced crowd”<\/p>\n

\"\"(When does Bon Jovi come on?)<\/p>\n

I mean, it’s not like they can blow it off. It’s their freaking job<\/p>\n

Let me give you the gist of his speech<\/a>: “American’s are hurting, <\/em><\/p>\n

The middle class is dying, we’re getting outplayed across the<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(“Listen up dickbags”)<\/p>\n

Globe. To fix it, we must all work together. The wealthy needs<\/em><\/p>\n

To pay more; they’ve been on the take too long. I’ve basically <\/em><\/p>\n

Gotten zero help from Republicans. I’ve tired, & tried, & tried <\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s on<\/em> bitches”)<\/p>\n

some more. Well, the “trying” is over. American’s can’t wait<\/em><\/p>\n

You pull this shit again, policy’ll be rammed down your throat”<\/em><\/p>\n

It had way more standing up & sitting down than Sunday church<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I stick my finger in her sn…)<\/p>\n

Biden was asleep most of it, & had a tiny fly turd on his forehead<\/p>\n

Boner was tan, dark, & stupid; & 300 gallons of Purell were used<\/p>\n

Then Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels gave the GOP response:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fresh breath?)<\/p>\n

How’d it go as Bush’s “former budget director”? Watch it here<\/a><\/p>\n

It was the silly dog & pony show you expected, & right on que<\/p>\n

Translation: “Obama didn’t make the mess he’s cleaning up.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(“I helped fuck it all up”)<\/p>\n

We did, but tried to blame him him for it over the last 3 years <\/em><\/p>\n

We also called him a Socialist, racist, Hitler, radical, evil, rapist<\/em><\/p>\n

And even claimed he wasn’t born in this country. But that isn’t<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Ahhh memories)<\/p>\n

Working on smart people, so we’ll try something new on you<\/em><\/p>\n

He’s not fixing the mess we gave fast<\/strong> enough, or the right way<\/em>.<\/p>\n

You need to give us, the people who’s policies fucked this all up<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Remember that?)<\/p>\n

The power back, to undo what he did, & make things worse again”<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, that is totally unelectable. You handed Obama a 2nd term<\/p>\n

And your xenophobic bigoted hate-filled crowds won’t like that<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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