{"id":6953,"date":"2012-01-24T16:45:18","date_gmt":"2012-01-24T22:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6953"},"modified":"2012-01-24T16:45:18","modified_gmt":"2012-01-24T22:45:18","slug":"poor-mittens-42-million","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/24\/poor-mittens-42-million\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Mitten’s $42 Million"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ritt Mormoney only made $47 million over the last two years<\/p>\n

\"\"(Insert fake outrage here)<\/p>\n

Which in his circle of wealthy friends, makes him the “fat girl”<\/p>\n

He’s so like us, soooooo like us. He knows our financial pain<\/p>\n

*Disney Record Scratch*<\/p>\n

\"\"(No way!)<\/p>\n

He has to decide between five G-6’s, & a fleet of golden toilets<\/p>\n

Luckily he got both. You know, just like that “fat cat” teacher<\/p>\n

From Wisconsin. Who has to decide between some toilet paper<\/p>\n

\"\"(Romney’s new boots)<\/p>\n

& new shampoo. They decided to just water down the shampoo<\/p>\n

After all, you really got nothing if you can’t even cover your ass<\/p>\n

In fairness, he gave $4 million to charities, but around $2.6 of<\/p>\n

\"\"(Double Jesus shocker)<\/p>\n

It went to the Moron Church; tax free. What a total big giver<\/p>\n

I feel bad for Republican’s today. They have only two choices<\/p>\n

Mr. Bigoted Lobbyist Rich Liar, & Captain Dreamy Rich Liar<\/p>\n

\"\"(Biographies?)<\/p>\n

It’s a “turd off”, so sit back America & enjoy the ride in 2012<\/p>\n

Now Obama’s totally electable, when he was very vulnerable<\/p>\n

Have A Day!<\/p>\n

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