{"id":6943,"date":"2012-01-23T12:01:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T18:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6943"},"modified":"2012-01-23T16:07:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T22:07:31","slug":"state-of-the-onion-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/23\/state-of-the-onion-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"State Of The Onion Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You just have to peel it away layer by layer, &amp; it makes you cry<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6944\" title=\"SOTU action movie\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/SOTU-action-movie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/SOTU-action-movie.jpg 304w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/SOTU-action-movie-229x300.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Goody, it&#8217;s an Action Speech)<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow Obama&#8217;ll sing Al Green &#8220;Let&#8217;s Stay Together&#8221; again<\/p>\n<p>Prompting Republicans to blurt, &#8220;Booo, you&#8217;re off Idol forever&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6945\" title=\"John Boehner funny face\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/John-Boehner-funny-face.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/John-Boehner-funny-face.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/John-Boehner-funny-face-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Let it out buddy)<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, Obama has his flaws. We all do, but the guy could<\/p>\n<p>Cure Cancer, &amp; they&#8217;d yell, &#8220;About damn time asshole! Let&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6946\" title=\"Obama SOTU arms spread\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Obama-SOTU-arms-spread.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"332\" height=\"139\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Obama-SOTU-arms-spread.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Obama-SOTU-arms-spread-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/>(Let&#8217;s hug it out bitches)<\/p>\n<p>Just think of the people you could&#8217;ve saved if you did it sooner&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my birthday today. I&#8217;m 12. Thank all of you for reading me<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You just have to peel it away layer by layer, &amp; it makes you cry (Goody, it&#8217;s an Action Speech) Tomorrow Obama&#8217;ll sing Al Green &#8220;Let&#8217;s Stay Together&#8221; again Prompting Republicans to blurt, &#8220;Booo, you&#8217;re off Idol forever&#8221; (Let it out buddy) Honestly, Obama has his flaws. We all do, but the guy could Cure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6943"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6950,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6943\/revisions\/6950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}