{"id":6932,"date":"2012-01-20T13:05:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T19:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6932"},"modified":"2012-01-20T13:05:57","modified_gmt":"2012-01-20T19:05:57","slug":"when-assholes-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/20\/when-assholes-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"“When Assholes Attack”"},"content":{"rendered":"

At the CNN Republican debate last night, Newty threw a fit<\/p>\n

Nothing funnier than when a humongous dick gets offended<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Now I suck your soul”)<\/p>\n

It’s like when a serial killer gets upset being cut-off in traffic:<\/p>\n

“Come on! Where’s your compassion for your fellow driver?”<\/p>\n

He blew up at CNN’s John King for asking a question about<\/p>\n

\"\"(Distorted reality)<\/p>\n

His 2nd wife saying he cheated & wanted an “open marriage”<\/p>\n

Sure, he could accept his mistakes, reality, & facts; or<\/em> do this:<\/p>\n

“The destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news
\nmedia makes it harder to govern this country, harder to attract
\ndecent people to run for public office…And I am appalled that
\nyou would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that”<\/p>\n

Then Potato Head said: “Let me be quite clear, the story’s false”<\/p>\n

\"\"(No frame?)<\/p>\n

His ex-wife replied after hearing it with, “My story is the truth”<\/p>\n

In fairness, of course he did it, and it’s politically devastating<\/p>\n

Therefore, “How dare<\/em> you ask about specific documented flaws<\/p>\n

\"\"(Only “sometimes”?)<\/p>\n

In my character that show disgusting levels of hypocrisy sir!”<\/p>\n

*Cue Circus music*<\/p>\n

It’s like a married guy fucking another woman. His wife walks<\/p>\n

\"\"(Bravo, douche)<\/p>\n

In & catches him. Then he gets angry & yells, “How dare<\/em> you<\/p>\n

Keep looking at us. Your damn eyes are ruining<\/em> our marriage!”<\/p>\n

Let’s hold on tight America, because here comes the clown car<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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