{"id":6884,"date":"2012-01-17T15:15:45","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T21:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6884"},"modified":"2012-01-17T15:15:45","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T21:15:45","slug":"down-goes-huntsman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/17\/down-goes-huntsman\/","title":{"rendered":"Down Goes Huntsman…"},"content":{"rendered":"

And then there were five. Only five choices are left standing…<\/p>\n

\"\"(“WTF am I doing?”)<\/p>\n

They’re dropping like flies, & like pants at a hot tub party<\/p>\n

That leaves Sleezy<\/em>-Newt, Thoughtless<\/em>-Perry,\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>Frothy<\/em>-Santorum<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“Get out gays”)<\/p>\n

Dreamy<\/em>-Romney, & Doc<\/em>-Ron Paul still left from the 7 dwarf’s<\/p>\n

It’s like sorting through a cats litter box for the freshest turd<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s “Model Family”<\/em>)<\/p>\n

The worst part if you’re a GOP’er is in November you gotta eat it<\/p>\n

What I Do For Fun At Macy’s<\/strong><\/p>\n

Check it out, purse hands with real serious attitude:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(My “handy” work. Get it?)<\/p>\n

Sure it’s childish. Sure it’s juvenile. But I set my sights low<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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And then there were five. Only five choices are left standing… (“WTF am I doing?”) They’re dropping like flies, & like pants at a hot tub party That leaves Sleezy-Newt, Thoughtless-Perry,\u00c2\u00a0Frothy-Santorum (“Get out gays”) Dreamy-Romney, & Doc-Ron Paul still left from the 7 dwarf’s It’s like sorting through a cats litter box for the freshest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}