{"id":6866,"date":"2012-01-13T12:51:57","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T18:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6866"},"modified":"2012-01-13T12:51:57","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T18:51:57","slug":"check-out-my-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/13\/check-out-my-golden-globes\/","title":{"rendered":"Check Out My Golden Globes!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rickey Gervass<\/em> is hosting again this year. Ha! You get it?<\/p>\n

Do ya huh? I changed the last part of his name to asssss<\/p>\n

\"\"(Tough cyber space)<\/p>\n

Moving on. It’ll be a star studded gala on the red carpet<\/p>\n

By “star studded” I mean twigs selling dresses & jewelry<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Gotcha by the Moneyballs<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

Like some common street whores peddling their snizzo<\/p>\n

People will say “Oh my gosh, did you see so-n-so’s purse?”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Ta-da! Suck it!”)<\/p>\n

Nope, I was busy jerking off in the other room having fun<\/p>\n

Ricky has got you my the Moneyballs people, so enjoy it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Don’t ever be late)<\/p>\n

It’s a roast. Have fun. And do what I do. Laugh at yourself<\/p>\n

And my pick for best film of 2011 rhymes with Schmoogo<\/em><\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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