{"id":6856,"date":"2012-01-12T15:30:39","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T21:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6856"},"modified":"2012-01-12T15:30:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T21:30:39","slug":"warren-buffett-new-tax-rock-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/12\/warren-buffett-new-tax-rock-star\/","title":{"rendered":"Warren Buffett New Tax Rock Star"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jimmy Buffett’s dad is right! And he’s putting his $<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Wrote a song about it…)<\/p>\n

Where is mouth is. Or what the wealthy call their:<\/p>\n

“Pre-chewed storage chamber”. Warren went after<\/p>\n

Republicans…big time. “The Buffett Rule” was set up<\/p>\n

\"\"(Spank Republican’s ass with it)<\/p>\n

And it said, “Hey, if rich folks want to donate their $<\/p>\n

To taxes, that’s way cool. But hey, they don’t have too”<\/p>\n

Welp, turns out Buffett will match it 1 to 1. On all of it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Now I can afford a sitter)<\/p>\n

“And I’ll even go 3 for 1 for McConnell”. BOOM, BANG<\/p>\n

When the wealthy are basically saying, “Enough with the<\/p>\n

Tax cuts, I’m fucking barfing $ here”. You should listen<\/p>\n

Sharks Make Shitty Roommates<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

Well they do. Just think about it for a moment if you will:<\/p>\n

\"\"(His name is Doug)<\/p>\n

-It’s always wet in their room
\n-They shit where they live
\n-You can’t hang-out with them for fear of being eaten
\n-They never want to go out
\n-Have to watch their TV shows, the remote’s in the tank
\n-It always smell like fish
\n-They don’t use it, but still won’t let you borrow their bike
\n-They never sleep
\n-They like Dave Matthews Band, AND Nickelback<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wait, he has legs?)<\/p>\n

Stupid Sharks, should’ve never given you your own week<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jimmy Buffett’s dad is right! And he’s putting his $ (“Wrote a song about it…) Where is mouth is. Or what the wealthy call their: “Pre-chewed storage chamber”. Warren went after Republicans…big time. “The Buffett Rule” was set up (Spank Republican’s ass with it) And it said, “Hey, if rich folks want to donate their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6856"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6865,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6856\/revisions\/6865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}