{"id":682,"date":"2009-01-09T12:12:05","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T18:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=682"},"modified":"2009-01-09T14:16:07","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T20:16:07","slug":"impeached","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/09\/impeached\/","title":{"rendered":"Impeached!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ding dong the douche is dead…<\/p>\n

\"rod-getting-the-boot.jpg\"(“To my right, my lovely wife Patti is for sale”)<\/p>\n

Rod Bladork-a-vitch has been impeached by the Illinois House for the 1st time ever in Illinois history. Shit balls people. Knowing our history of corruption, that’s freaking hard to do. Legislators accused the Democratic governor of letting ego and ambition drive his decisions.<\/p>\n

Translation: “Lil’ Rod was calling all the shots & drove his giant turd wagon off a cliff”…<\/p>\n

“It’s our duty to clean up the mess and stop the freak show that’s become Illinois government,” said Rep. Jack D. Franks, a Democrat. I just like that the guy used the term freak show. Normally that’s reserved for shit like this..<\/p>\n

\"bearded-girl.jpg\"(Chubaka’s daughter Beth)<\/p>\n

Impeachment required just 60 votes. The final result was 114-1.<\/p>\n

Who was the only person who voted nay?<\/p>\n

You guessed it, Scarface’s<\/em> Tony Montana…<\/p>\n

\"scarface-photo-xl-scarface-6228842.jpg\"(“First jew geta the money, then you geta the power, then<\/em> you geta the haircut”)<\/p>\n

Actually, the lone nay was from Milt Patterson, D-Chicago…<\/p>\n

Who must be blind, deaf, or dead…
\n
\nHey Dumbass<\/strong><\/p>\n

Your team went a historic 0-16, are the worst team ever in the NFL, and became the punchline to every joke…<\/p>\n

So let’s celebrate and get 0-16 tattoos on our chests!<\/p>\n

\"lions-tat.jpg\"(Save room for the 2-14 2009 one turd hat)<\/p>\n

Dan the Lion fan got a tattoo of the blue Lions logo and “0-16 2008” on his right pec. He wisely refused to give out his last name, but I’m sure his doctors, friends, and anyone living in the Detroit area watching Dan mow his lawn or swim this summer can pretty much figure it out…<\/p>\n

Luckily we have a good guess of what Dan’s future hair cut might look like…<\/p>\n

\"dans-haircut.jpg\"(Classy Dan)<\/p>\n

Now Dan has this tattoo to go with his Dino’s Pizza one on his right arm and his Yosemite Sam ones on his ass checks that read “Back Off” like the mud flaps…<\/p>\n

Some favorite Lions jokes:<\/p>\n

–Q.<\/strong> Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
\nA.<\/strong> To End Zone at Ford Field – they never get a touchdown there.<\/p>\n

–Q.<\/strong> What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
\nA.<\/strong> They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ”!<\/p>\n

–Q.<\/strong> What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
\nA.<\/strong> A thief.<\/p>\n

–Q.<\/strong> What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
\nA.<\/strong> You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.<\/p>\n

Go have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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