{"id":6786,"date":"2012-01-09T17:09:33","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T23:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6786"},"modified":"2012-01-09T17:09:33","modified_gmt":"2012-01-09T23:09:33","slug":"cain-booty-train-is-back-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/09\/cain-booty-train-is-back-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Cain Booty Train Is Back Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

He’s giving his endorsement on Wednesday January 18th<\/p>\n

\"\"(Awww hell yeah baby!)<\/p>\n

As if anyone thinks that’s a good thing. It’d be sort of like<\/p>\n

Pee-Wee Herman or Sandusky giving you an endorsement<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“I endorse my lover righty”)<\/p>\n

And it’s called, now get this: “CainConnections”. Shit balls<\/p>\n

It’s sounds like swingers site like Fling, or AdultFriends<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh boy)<\/p>\n

At least it’s better than KockSuckersForCain, or CainsNutz<\/p>\n

You have to see this<\/a> video. I shit you not. It’s crazy funny<\/p>\n

\"\"(“So I can remember it”)<\/p>\n

It’s the fucking funniest thing I ever saw was when he put<\/p>\n

A “check mark” right near his 999 plan like a grocery list<\/p>\n

This man is dumber than a box of hair in chicken spunk<\/p>\n

Unemployment’s Dropping Like Pants At A Mooning Convention<\/strong><\/p>\n

The market created 200,000 new jobs in December of 11<\/p>\n

\"\"(Recent Job Fair photo)<\/p>\n

It’s down to 8.5%. Finally. But hopefully it stays that way<\/p>\n

What are the jobs? Seems like right wing PAC spam trolls<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(No bridge?)<\/p>\n

That must be what it is. But watch for layoff coming from all<\/p>\n

The GOP candidates who are dropping out of the race\/quitting<\/p>\n

Cain, Bachmann, Hunstsman, & soon Perry, I’m looking at you<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

He’s giving his endorsement on Wednesday January 18th (Awww hell yeah baby!) As if anyone thinks that’s a good thing. It’d be sort of like Pee-Wee Herman or Sandusky giving you an endorsement (“I endorse my lover righty”) And it’s called, now get this: “CainConnections”. Shit balls It’s sounds like swingers site like Fling, or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6786"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6797,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions\/6797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}