{"id":6692,"date":"2011-12-29T12:16:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T18:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6692"},"modified":"2011-12-29T12:16:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T18:16:52","slug":"old-frothys-running-higher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/29\/old-frothys-running-higher\/","title":{"rendered":"Old “Frothy’s” Running Higher"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’ll be a raucous caucus in Iowa this Tuesday<\/p>\n

They know how to really fuck shit up for realz<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Where’s alligator wrestling?”)<\/p>\n

But Rick “Frothy” Santorum is making a run<\/p>\n

He jumped to third behind Paul & Romney<\/p>\n

\"\"(Is that table for sale?)<\/p>\n

“Turd” rhymes with “third”, & “Mitt” with “shit”<\/p>\n

It’s almost like Iowa has now become a GOP clown car<\/p>\n

\"\"(Is that a skunk?)<\/p>\n

Where new goofy candidates keep emerging from it
\n <\/strong><\/p>\n

Better Get Them The Right Fucking Team<\/strong><\/p>\n

What happens when you get your kid the wrong<\/p>\n

\"\"(Bad gift)<\/p>\n

Team gift? Well, it doesn’t end well at all. Click<\/a><\/p>\n

The crying was awwwwwwwesome. She was sad<\/p>\n

\"\"(Son of a bitch!)<\/p>\n

But unlike the upcoming Cubs & Sox seasons it<\/p>\n

Had a very happy ending with her getting southpaw<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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It’ll be a raucous caucus in Iowa this Tuesday They know how to really fuck shit up for realz (“Where’s alligator wrestling?”) But Rick “Frothy” Santorum is making a run He jumped to third behind Paul & Romney (Is that table for sale?) “Turd” rhymes with “third”, & “Mitt” with “shit” It’s almost like Iowa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6692"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6705,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6692\/revisions\/6705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}