![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Ben-Nelson.jpg\" "\\"Ben")
(“I’m gonna live in a tree fort”)<\/p>\nNebraska Democratic Senator Ben Nelson<\/p>\n
Will not seek re-election this coming year<\/p>\n
(“I’m gonna live in a tree fort”)<\/p>\n
He now steps down at the tender age of 70<\/p>\n
They all do grow up so fast, don’t they?<\/p>\n
He & actor Robert Preston were separated at birth:<\/p>\n
He then said, “Simply put, it’s time to move on”<\/p>\n Translation: um, my district is now Republican<\/p>\n And I will totally get my ass royally handed to me<\/p>\n Shit, he wasn’t really even a Democrat either. He was<\/p>\n The best damn vote money could buy, & glad he’s gone<\/p>\n Don’t let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya<\/p>\n Cousin Gerri From “Facts Of Life” Wants You To…<\/strong><\/p>\n Stop acting retarded. That goes for you…& you…& YOU<\/p>\n *John looks into the mirror*<\/p>\n Oh shit, that goes for me. Why am I always the last to know?<\/p>\n *Someone shouts in a Boston accent*<\/p>\n “Becaze yer fecking retaaaaaaarded yooooou louuuuuusa”<\/p>\n Dear Tim Teblow Fans<\/strong><\/p>\n They’re all upset over this silly tweet by Bill Maher:<\/p>\n “Wow, Jesus just [expletive] # TimTebow bad! And<\/p>\n on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing,<\/p>\n saying to Hitler ‘Hey, Buffalo’s killing them’.”<\/p>\n They all got their Jesus freak undies knotted together<\/p>\n Listen, Tebow fans shouldn’t be mad at Maher for his tweet<\/p>\n They should be mad at “god” for making the internet<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n Nebraska Democratic Senator Ben Nelson Will not seek re-election this coming year (“I’m gonna live in a tree fort”) He now steps down at the tender age of 70 They all do grow up so fast, don’t they? He & actor Robert Preston were separated at birth: (Holy crap!) He then said, “Simply put, it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Ben-Nelson-in-plane1.jpg\" "\\"Ben")
<\/a> ![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Robert-Preston-actor1.gif\" "\\"Robert")
<\/a>(Holy crap!)<\/p>\n(It’s X-mas hair)<\/p>\n(Screw your stupid hair Bolger!)<\/p>\n(I knew<\/em> it)<\/p>\n(His own beer?)<\/p>\n<\/div>
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