But like a 4ft kid against Lebron James trying to make a lay-up, he was denied, snuffed, rejected, baptized, sent-packin’, insert yours here, faced, and bitch-slapped….<\/p>\n WASHINGTON \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Roland Burris<\/span> announced Tuesday he was rejected for Barack Obama’s Senate seat, in a bizarre rainy-day scene on the Capitol grounds as lawmakers awaited the gaveling of the 111th Congress<\/span> into session.<\/p>\n Standing amid a huge throng of reporters and television cameras in a cold and steady rain, Burris, 71, declared that he had been informed that “my credentials are not in order and will not be accepted.”<\/p>\n Translation: “Nope, not today, you’re Blago tainted. Not in my house!”<\/p>\n *John holds hand to the side of his mouth and whispers*<\/p>\n I don’t even know what that means. I live in an apartment…<\/p>\n Russia Has Gas Dispute With Ukraine<\/strong><\/p>\n MOSCOW (Reuters) \u00e2\u20ac\u201c <\/span>Russia sharply cut gas to Europe<\/span> via Ukraine<\/span> on Tuesday in a dramatic worsening of a pricing dispute with <\/span>Kiev that threatened to disrupt all gas supplies as far west as Italy<\/span> and Germany<\/span>.<\/p>\n Many are blaming the shut down of Chili Hut<\/em>, Colon Express<\/em>, and Buffalo Wild Wings<\/em>…<\/p>\n We have a saying in America, “He who smelt it, dealt it”, followed by “The dealer always wins”…<\/p>\n They’re currently seeking aid from BP, Exxon, and Walter The Farting Dog…<\/p>\n Go have a day!<\/p>\n Though your feet are swollen, reporters are a trollin’ for, Your-hide! I likey the man nuggets on Roland. He’s 71, knows this might be his last shot, is a qualified person, so he’s going to just show up for work. It’s wacky, bold, and in every 3rd act of Disney films. I like it… (She […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"roland-denied.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/roland-denied.jpg\")
(She swiped her hat from the set of Newsies<\/em>)<\/p>\n![\"rejection.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/rejection.jpg\")
(Get that weak shit outta here Roland)<\/p>\n![\"russian-gas-lines.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/russian-gas-lines.jpg\")
(They “shrink” people to save money)<\/p>\n![\"1583940537_lg.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/1583940537_lg.jpg\")
(Go get em Walter!)<\/p>\n
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