{"id":6644,"date":"2011-12-27T11:02:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T17:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6644"},"modified":"2011-12-27T12:05:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T18:05:59","slug":"im-back-baby-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/27\/im-back-baby-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m Back Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Did you miss me?!?! Well sure you did! Hello?<\/p>\n

Anyone there? Anybody?!?! *Awkward silence*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Even computers know)<\/p>\n

Oooooooooookay. Moving on to 2012 suckers…<\/p>\n

Fun new observations while down in Florida:<\/p>\n

-Airport friends, it’s called a “moving WALK way”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Walk way” is the key)<\/p>\n

Not a “standing” one. It’s in the title of the object<\/p>\n

-I think older people should be in much more a hurry<\/p>\n

I mean, tick tock, you only got so much time left<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“Get us off his fucking lap!”)<\/p>\n

-The true meaning of Christmas is quality presents<\/p>\n

If they say “Love, & family” they got you shitty gifts<\/p>\n

Why Do People Have To Be Such Assclowns?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cause water is wet, birds fly, & plants need the sun<\/p>\n

Republican congressman Jim Sensenbrenner from<\/p>\n

\"\"(His voting base)<\/p>\n

Wisconsin said loudly on an airport phone, that<\/p>\n

Michelle Obama “lectures us on eating right while<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’d tap that ass & I have<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

she has a large posterior herself”. He then told church<\/p>\n

members at a different event that: “Her project is obesity<\/p>\n

\"\"(Jim’s voters)<\/p>\n

And look at her big butt”. Awwwwwwwwww jeez buddy<\/p>\n

Well sure, OK, we gain lbs over the holidays sometimes<\/p>\n

\"\"(Me as a child)<\/p>\n

Surely he’s in such fit shape to point that out about her<\/p>\n

So then what does Mr. Jim Sensenbrenner look like?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“Sorry, I ate Mr. Coble”)<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhhh, so she’s going after obesity, & fatty Mc350<\/p>\n

Doesn’t like that one bit. Well tough shit Bloated Bob<\/p>\n

He’s saying, “Don’t take my fatty fat abilities away bitch!”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Aw just let kids drink!)<\/p>\n

He would like<\/em> to say, “I hate her because she’s black &<\/p>\n

Telling me, a fatty white guy, what to do with my kid”<\/p>\n

But that’s not as easy to say now, is it Jimmy Jowls?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Front load it all Jim)<\/p>\n

He went on to apologize, but only because he got caught<\/p>\n

Best Football Slam Ever<\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of Wisconsin, this sign was awwwwesome…<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Which goes to show you, never invite the scorn of a<\/p>\n

Smart women. They’ll not only shut down the crotch<\/p>\n

garage forever, forcing you to park your “car” on the<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

Street; they’ll screw you outta season tickets forever<\/p>\n

It’s great to be back, stretch the legs, & run free again<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Did you miss me?!?! Well sure you did! Hello? Anyone there? Anybody?!?! *Awkward silence* (Even computers know) Oooooooooookay. Moving on to 2012 suckers… Fun new observations while down in Florida: -Airport friends, it’s called a “moving WALK way” (“Walk way” is the key) Not a “standing” one. It’s in the title of the object -I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6644"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6666,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6644\/revisions\/6666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}