{"id":6633,"date":"2011-12-20T12:58:27","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T18:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6633"},"modified":"2011-12-20T13:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-20T19:00:07","slug":"robertsons-special-brand-of-crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/20\/robertsons-special-brand-of-crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Robertson&#8217;s Special Brand Of Crazy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the &#8220;Who The Hell Cares What He Has To Say&#8221; news<\/p>\n<p>Pat Robertson thought the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ul2dhNaQgxM\">SNL Tim Tebow sketch<\/a> was<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6634\" title=\"Tim Tebow Jesus SNL sketch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Tim-Tebow-Jesus-SNL-sketch.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Tim-Tebow-Jesus-SNL-sketch.png 629w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Tim-Tebow-Jesus-SNL-sketch-300x170.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(&#8220;Hey now, fuck off Pat!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>A &#8220;Disgusting&#8221; attack on Christianity. He also thinks:<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an anti-Christian bigotry that is just disgusting&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6635\" title=\"Pat Robertson coco clock\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-coco-clock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-coco-clock.jpg 390w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-coco-clock-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Nuttier than a Planters factory)<\/p>\n<p>Um no you old pile of moron. Tebow&#8217;s &#8220;In Your Face&#8221; about<\/p>\n<p>His faith. The sketch showed Jesus as a cool, smart man<\/p>\n<p>Telling him he has more important things than football<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6636\" title=\"Tim Tebow SNL sketch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Tim-Tebow-SNL-sketch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"239\" \/>(&#8220;Easy buddy, you scare me&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>And for injecting his faith directly into it, to &#8220;tone it down&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>For Pat it&#8217;s always all about one thing. MONEY. You got it<\/p>\n<p>And he wants it. He&#8217;ll say anything to get it, so let&#8217;s agree<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6637\" title=\"Pat Robertson middle finger\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-middle-finger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-middle-finger.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Pat-Robertson-middle-finger-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(&#8220;It&#8217;s my IQ&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Pat&#8217;s clearly bad with money, so no attention to his $ needs<\/p>\n<p>The guy&#8217;s crazier than a drunk blind ex with a shotgun<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be off until right after X-mas. Back on Tuesday the 27th<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6638\" title=\"Indigo Montoya Meme\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Indigo-Montoya-Meme.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Indigo-Montoya-Meme.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Indigo-Montoya-Meme-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(You know what I meme?)<\/p>\n<p>Until then, feel free to treat the blog like an attic rooting<\/p>\n<p>Around lookin at older shit. Happy Harmonica, Kwanzaa<\/p>\n<p>Or whatever you goofy wonderful kick ass people celebrate<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-893174200\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the &#8220;Who The Hell Cares What He Has To Say&#8221; news Pat Robertson thought the SNL Tim Tebow sketch was (&#8220;Hey now, fuck off Pat!&#8221;) A &#8220;Disgusting&#8221; attack on Christianity. He also thinks: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an anti-Christian bigotry that is just disgusting&#8221; (Nuttier than a Planters factory) Um no you old pile of moron. Tebow&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}