{"id":6608,"date":"2011-12-19T11:58:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T17:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6608"},"modified":"2011-12-19T11:58:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T17:58:07","slug":"ding-dong-so-long-kim-jong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/19\/ding-dong-so-long-kim-jong\/","title":{"rendered":"Ding Dong, So Long Kim Jong"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone’s favorite lil dictator is officially down for the count<\/p>\n

Dictators are going down faster than congress’s approval rating<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Ha, you so funny asswipe”)<\/p>\n

Poor little guy. He was 69 years old. He had a stroke in 08<\/p>\n

And after that he was never the same evil asshole as before<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I so wronlrey”)<\/p>\n

We should’ve seen this coming. Shit, it’s in his name, he was “ill”<\/p>\n

His full on green suits were awesome. And his glasses made Harry<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I fry ants with them!”)<\/p>\n

Caray’s look fucking tiny by comparison. Maybe his eyes burnt out<\/p>\n

What happens in North Korea now? Do they “hire” a new dictator?<\/p>\n

\"\"(A new show?)<\/p>\n

Or just have a reality show called “FOX’s Search For A New Dictator”?<\/p>\n

No, it’s actually his son “I’m Not As Il” will take over for him now…<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I ate my father”)<\/p>\n

Wait, I just found out his name is Kim Jong-un. As in “FUnnnnn”<\/p>\n

Wait, Kim Jong Il didn’t die, he was actually eaten by his own kid<\/p>\n

Fuck Your Payroll Tax Cut Middle Class Turdbuckets!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Speaking of dictators, house Republicans can’t agree on anything<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m this<\/em> much a lying dick”)<\/p>\n

They all originally purposed a two month pay roll tax cut extension<\/p>\n

But Obama, and the American people wanted a year minimum<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Hell NO!”)<\/p>\n

Republican’s said “No way Jose”, and said it would be two months<\/p>\n

But in it Obama could axe the Keystone Pipeline big oil giveaway<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um, wait, hit this)<\/p>\n

And that won’t fly with all Tea Partier’s beholden to corporate oil<\/p>\n

If it’s just<\/em> tax cuts, which I thought they liked, that’s not enough<\/p>\n

\"\"(Tea Party flow chart)<\/p>\n

But why? Oh, because it’s for the MIDDLE CLASS.; and fuck them<\/p>\n

See, Republicans only serve the top 1%, corporations, big oil, & banks<\/p>\n

And everyone else can sit and spin gently until the ride comes to a<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice comfy chair)<\/p>\n

Complete & full stop. Then you must pay them for all the “butt fun”<\/p>\n

Republicans only protect the “Job Creators” who aren’t “creating”<\/p>\n

And some Democrats are stinky filthy pussies who always let them<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everyone’s favorite lil dictator is officially down for the count Dictators are going down faster than congress’s approval rating (“Ha, you so funny asswipe”) Poor little guy. He was 69 years old. He had a stroke in 08 And after that he was never the same evil asshole as before (“I so wronlrey”) We should’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6608"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6630,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6608\/revisions\/6630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}