{"id":6551,"date":"2011-12-14T15:50:35","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T21:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6551"},"modified":"2011-12-14T15:50:35","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T21:50:35","slug":"helmet-hair-head-says-im-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/14\/helmet-hair-head-says-im-fired\/","title":{"rendered":"Helmet Hair Head says, “I’m Fired”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Donald Chump decided to fired himself as debate host<\/p>\n

“I have decided not to be the moderator…” he told FOX<\/p>\n

\"\"(Human sink hole)<\/p>\n

Because it’d be a conflict of interest if he…now get this<\/p>\n

Runs for president of the United State as an independent<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ohhhhhh yes!)<\/p>\n

Please you delicious pile of douche. Oh pretty pretty please<\/p>\n

My goofy haired loud muse. My endless crazy cup of stupid<\/p>\n

\"\"(It has it’s own weather system)<\/p>\n

Don’t you tease me buddy. I will be able to take the rest of<\/p>\n

2012 off from writing comedy, since you will do it all for me<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

And it’ll be a majestic ride. Trump-Hank Williams Jr. 2012<\/p>\n

His slogan: “I Whip My Hair Back-N-Forth Only For The 1%”<\/p>\n

Iraq War Is Over!<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Obama gave a speech at Fort Bragg, welcoming home our troops<\/p>\n

\"\"(Thanks for your work)<\/p>\n

He used just two big words. “Welcome home”. And repeated it<\/p>\n

Now naturally Obama has been far from perfect, but this is great<\/p>\n

It’s a promise he made when he ran, & said 2011 when he got in<\/p>\n

\"\"(Hey now, we all did it)<\/p>\n

Naturally, FOX & Republican’s thanked him, & applauded it all<\/p>\n

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said Obama “erred” by removing most<\/p>\n

all of the post-9\/11 U.S. military footprint from the Middle East<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh jeeeez)<\/p>\n

He said we should maintain permanent bases in Iraq & Afghan<\/p>\n

Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) said our Iraq withdrawl \u00e2\u20ac\u0153empowered Iran\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

He thinks Obama only did this for “fodder” for the 2012 election<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, seriously?)<\/p>\n

Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said the entire move is like \u00e2\u20ac\u0153fumbling<\/p>\n

the ball inside the 10 [yard line]\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Which all means three things:<\/p>\n

1) Graham doesn’t know the difference between a TD & a fumble<\/p>\n

\"\"(Their fault)<\/p>\n

2) These young loud turds don’t understand reality or facts at all<\/p>\n

3) It’s like telling Mike Tyson his left hook was “weak” & “sucked”<\/p>\n

Obama addressed them & their charges of “appeasement” here:<\/p>\n

\"\"(I’m not dicking around)<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ask Osama bin Laden & the 22 out of 30 top al Qaeda leaders<\/p>\n

who have been taken off the field whether I engage in appeasement\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Bam, pow, bash, slap, biff, suck it! This guy might be getting his<\/p>\n

Swagger back. And I think we all really like that kinda guy<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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