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(Did you find your contact?)<\/p>\nToday is…<\/p>\n
(Did you find your contact?)<\/p>\n
Headaches! Number 2 is removing vomit from clothing…<\/p>\n
Wow, the day after New Years, “headaches” are #1. I’m shocked. That’s like being shocked that the Bears are out of the playoffs, cars need gas, and water is wet… In financial crisis we trust…<\/p>\n People keep saying, “Gee, I hope this year is better than last year”…<\/p>\n As if we have no clue of the immense shit storm coming. It’s going to be a shitty year, but the good news is that like GI Joe PSA’s, “knowing is half the battle”…<\/p>\n Things will get better eventually, but ignoring the dire straits is like having a Hummer parked in your living room hoping one day you’ll come home and it suddenly won’t be there… What’s funnier than death signs? I don’t ever want to know…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today is… (Did you find your contact?) Headaches! Number 2 is removing vomit from clothing… Wow, the day after New Years, “headaches” are #1. I’m shocked. That’s like being shocked that the Bears are out of the playoffs, cars need gas, and water is wet… Money Money Money In financial crisis we trust… (Instead it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nMoney Money Money<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"money-money-money.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/money-money-money.jpg\")
(Instead it should be a casino)<\/p>\n![\"talking-gi-joe-thumb.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/talking-gi-joe-thumb.jpg\")
(He says, “Go Joe”, “Let’s Roll”, & “Where’s my free quality health-care fuckers?!?!”)<\/p>\n
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\nFunny Death Signs<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"funny-death-sign.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/funny-death-sign.jpg\")
(Dead people are paying out)<\/p>\n