{"id":6504,"date":"2011-12-09T10:40:08","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T16:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6504"},"modified":"2011-12-16T13:46:52","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T19:46:52","slug":"corzines-a-douche-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/09\/corzines-a-douche-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"Corzine’s A Douche Salad!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When things go terribly wrong with your business<\/p>\n

Then who should the CEO blame? You guessed it<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yep)<\/p>\n

They blame everyone else around but themselves<\/p>\n

Especially if you’re former Democratic NJ governor<\/p>\n

Jon Corzine; a gutless prick who blows donkey’s<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, I blow baby goats)<\/p>\n

He lost $1.2 billion dollars of his clients money<\/p>\n

I guess MF Global now means you “Mother Fuckers”<\/p>\n

He’s like a wet fart, a shart. A shart in the pants of life<\/p>\n

\"\"(A skid mark)<\/p>\n

What should you do with the pants? Throw em away<\/p>\n

Rick Perry, Bigot Asshole “Strong”<\/strong><\/p>\n

You gotta see this. No, I mean really fucking see this<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(Village idiot)<\/p>\n

I found another version you might like a little better:<\/p>\n

“I’m not ashamed to admit I’m a Christian. But you don’t<\/em><\/p>\n

Need to be in the pew every Sunday to know I hate “the gays”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(My tiny penis)<\/p>\n

And “the blacks”, and “the Latino’s”; I mean hell, mow my<\/em><\/p>\n

lawn, make me a taco, & shut up already. As for retards, let’s<\/em><\/p>\n

just zap em in the electric chair already, am I right? Zzzzzzzz<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes)<\/p>\n

As president, I’ll link two totally unrelated things together,<\/em><\/p>\n

while not remotely understanding the context. Think of me<\/em><\/p>\n

as a verbal Gerald Ford with a bigoted twang but way dumber”<\/em><\/p>\n

I give you, your Republican base ‘Merica. Enjoy the insanity<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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