{"id":648,"date":"2008-12-31T09:36:43","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T15:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=648"},"modified":"2008-12-31T09:51:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T15:51:06","slug":"merry-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/31\/merry-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry New Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Billy Ray: [as “Nenge Mboko,” an exchange student from Cameroon<\/em>] Merry New Year!
\nBeeks: That’s “happy.” In this country we say “Happy New Year.”
\nBilly Ray: Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!<\/p>\n

\"alg_trading_places.jpg\"(Shit, Lionel Joseph is white!)<\/p>\n

“Please to help me with my rucksack?”. Sorry, I’m a sucker for movies that have New Years Eve in them and gorillas. But then again, who isn’t?<\/p>\n

If 09 starts out sucking economically, I blame Clarence Beeks…<\/p>\n

\"tradingplaces22.jpeg\"(Also the principal in Breakfast Club<\/em>)<\/p>\n

New Years Resolutions<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here’s a list of some NYR’s:<\/p>\n

-Old people vow to “get younger by watching the movie Cocoon<\/em>”<\/p>\n

\"newyearsx.jpg\"(She puts scotch in her ice cream)<\/p>\n

-Lion fans decide to follow the Minnesota Vikings
\n-Promise that next year it’s a “fake” Christmas tree for sure
\n-Only seven drug trafficking related arrests this year
\n-Challenge your boss to a duel using either swords or pistols<\/p>\n

New Choose Your Own Adventure For 09<\/strong><\/p>\n

Drum roll…<\/p>\n

\"430475599_56f96cd210.jpg\"(Medicine cabinet drugs are best)<\/p>\n

Bang! Now go have an 08 today…<\/p>\n

<\/div>
","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Billy Ray: [as “Nenge Mboko,” an exchange student from Cameroon] Merry New Year! Beeks: That’s “happy.” In this country we say “Happy New Year.” Billy Ray: Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks! (Shit, Lionel Joseph is white!) “Please to help me with my rucksack?”. Sorry, I’m a sucker for movies […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}