{"id":6462,"date":"2011-12-07T14:25:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6462"},"modified":"2011-12-07T14:53:16","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T20:53:16","slug":"fucking-evil-liberal-muppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/07\/fucking-evil-liberal-muppets\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Evil Liberal Muppets!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks FOX, the Muppets are<\/em> brain washing our kids…<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wait, what now?)<\/p>\n

I knew it, I knew it, I kneeeeeew it. It’s so obvious<\/p>\n

I totally knew it, even way before I didn’t know it<\/p>\n

Wow, I can’t help but think, “The people watching<\/p>\n

FOX business, must all<\/em> be terrible businessmen.<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um, help me please)<\/p>\n

Since they clearly never talk about business issues<\/p>\n

Or market conditions that can help<\/em> businessmen.”<\/p>\n

The host asks this penetrating question about the film<\/p>\n

In a serious tone he asks, “What’s actually going on here,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Look at the rape & weed)<\/p>\n

I mean, ah I’ll put it out there. Is liberal Hollywood<\/p>\n

using class warfare to…to…to kinda brain wash our kids?”<\/p>\n

Then Dan Gainor from the right leaning Media Research<\/p>\n

Chimes in on que, “Yeah, absolutely, & they’ve been doing<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, eat pork)<\/p>\n

it for decades. I mean, Hollywood, the left, the media…<\/p>\n

they hate the oil industry. They hate corporate America…<\/p>\n

And so you’ll see…movies attacking it weather it’s Cars 2,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Car farts)<\/p>\n

another kids movie. The George Clooney movie Syriana<\/p>\n

There Will Be Blood, all…attacking the oil industry”<\/p>\n

*Record scratch*<\/p>\n

\"\"(WTF)<\/p>\n

The only kids movies you said are Cars 2, & The Muppet’s<\/p>\n

So ah Dan, if your child is watching Syriana, or There Will<\/p>\n

Be Blood, your kid’s most likely a mustashed oil barren<\/p>\n

\"\"(I drink your mothers milkshake)<\/p>\n

Then, lovely Andrea Tantaros chimes in to keep it going:<\/p>\n

“It is, it’s brain washing, in the most obvious form right?<\/p>\n

…I just wish Liberals could just leave little kids alone”<\/p>\n

Yes, The same Andrea Tantaros who’s 1st image search item<\/p>\n

\"\"(A “power panel” is electricity)<\/p>\n

autofill is “Andrea Tantaros bikini”, followed by “short skirt”<\/p>\n

I totally shit you not. They love her “reporting”, but back to it<\/p>\n

If Liberals can’t leave kids alone, they must now be pedophiles<\/p>\n

Wow, this is easy to play along with their crazy bat shit games<\/p>\n

FOX has gotten to the highest, most incredible levels of satire<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

They’re writing solid comedy material, & doing it better than me<\/p>\n

There’s only one small problem, I don’t think they know they’re<\/p>\n

doing it. They actually believe everything they say, & it’s amazing<\/p>\n

Blago Gets 14 Years In Prison!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ding dong the “hair” is gone. Locked up for 14 years<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice hair)<\/p>\n

He’s going to PMITAP(Pound me in the ass prison)<\/p>\n

These are before and after photo’s of Roddy’s butt<\/p>\n

\"\"(Before)<\/p>\n

Then about 5 years later when he’s up for parole<\/p>\n

\"\"(And after)<\/p>\n

Thanks for a the laughs “lego hair”, now go do your time<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thanks FOX, the Muppets are brain washing our kids… (Wait, what now?) I knew it, I knew it, I kneeeeeew it. It’s so obvious I totally knew it, even way before I didn’t know it Wow, I can’t help but think, “The people watching FOX business, must all be terrible businessmen. (Um, help me please) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6462"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6482,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462\/revisions\/6482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}