{"id":6449,"date":"2011-12-06T11:41:24","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T17:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=6449"},"modified":"2011-12-06T11:41:24","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T17:41:24","slug":"payroll-tax-douchebaggery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/06\/payroll-tax-douchebaggery\/","title":{"rendered":"Payroll Tax Douchebaggery"},"content":{"rendered":"

Almost all Congressional Republicans just want<\/p>\n

Unpaid for tax cuts for the rich, but not for others<\/p>\n

This Christmas time it’s called the “Scrooge You Effect”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Piss off)<\/p>\n

Sounds about right. Who votes for these turd clowns?<\/p>\n

Stupid people, bigots, FOX news viewers, & the wealthy<\/p>\n

Democrats aren’t any bucket of sunshine either, oh no<\/p>\n

\"\"(The size of my balls)<\/p>\n

They could talk themselves out of a BJ and a raise<\/p>\n

All in under one minute while paying extra for parking<\/p>\n

Payroll tax is being played with, but who will it hurt?<\/p>\n

\"\"(You guessed it)<\/p>\n

The middle-class\/poor. Payroll tax for SS today is at 4.2%<\/p>\n

If they don’t extend the cut, it goes up 2% to to 6.2%<\/p>\n

That’s $1,000 more all middle-class families will pay<\/p>\n

\"\"(WTF?)<\/p>\n

Biggest problem here is you have to pick between:<\/p>\n

A) Lying sociopaths only creating policy for the wealthy<\/p>\n

B) Big pussy’s supposed to help the lower & middle-class<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yippie)<\/p>\n

but don’t do it enough b\/c of lobbying special interests<\/p>\n

It’s a simple choice, & couldn’t be clear policy wise here<\/p>\n

But stupid people do believe lies. It’s why they’re stupid<\/p>\n

Madonna Will Express Herself At Super Bowl<\/strong><\/p>\n

Meaning, she’ll show her tits. Then again, anyone over<\/p>\n

40 who’s seen her career can sketch them from memory<\/p>\n

\"\"(Boob)<\/p>\n

Or is is mammary? I really can’t remember so well<\/p>\n

Meh, it’ll be loud, over the top, & Lady Gaga’s act at 53<\/p>\n

\"\"(Poker Face)<\/p>\n

Shit, I just “vogued” pulling every major muscle group<\/p>\n

Question: what kind of bee’s can’t sting you? Boobies…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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